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My Tweets Comes With A Twist Of Slangs, It's Just My Ghetto Point Of View. Follow Me And I Follow Back.

@HarmlessHQ And E Work. . . Nothing 4 Bottlers FC.

As Gabriel came up for that penalty, I immediately invoked the spirit of John Terry 2008 to possess him. 😊

@Akinjoshua2017 They Will Never Sing That. . ..

Champions of Europe, you will never sing that... Arsenal

Best Twitter Admin Ever. . . #ARSENAL With The Tears #CHELSEA With The Bant.

@onu_slim They Just Don't Want Alonso As Manager . . .

Liverpool really watched Xabi Alonso slip to Chelsea while fully aware Arne Slot was on borrowed time. This is not bad luck but executive incompetence.

@GTgiftie He Say "Nor Design My Food O, I Be Bricklayer" 😂😂😂😂

My younger brother came to visit me, and from day one he was quietly observing me like a detective 😂 One evening, he finally confronted me in the most hilarious way. He said, “Since I came here, I have noticed something… whenever you serve your husband food, you always design it. You add toppings, arrange it nicely, make it look like restaurant food. But when it’s my own, you just pour it like bricklayer work. No decoration. No love. Nothing.” I just burst out laughing. I told him, “Bro, I can’t be designing food I’m serving in large quantity. My husband doesn’t eat like you. His own is easier to decorate.” He didn’t even agree. He cut me off immediately and said, “No wahala. Just design my own too. I don’t mind. Don’t be biased 😂” I said okay. The next day, I cooked rice and stew and decided to give him “premium treatment.” When I served him, his face lit up. “Ahhh! This is what I’m talking about! See food! 😂” He was so happy… until about 5 minutes later. The food finished. He looked at me and said “Sis… abeg… add more rice for me.” I just leaned back and laughed. “Ah ah, you said you wanted designer food. That’s the price. Go and drink water.” He shouted, “Gift abeg na!” I said, “No. You want to compete with my husband abi? Then compete with his appetite too.” Since that day until he went back to his location, everything changed. Whenever I’m serving food, he runs first and says: “Sis please… I’m a bricklayer. No design for me again 😂😂”

Dis One Finally Talk About The 40+ Kidnapped Students & Teachers From Oyo, Still He Nor Fit Call Out Tinübu. Na Una Wen Dey Stan These Yeyebrities Wen Nor Fit See Beyond Their Selflessness I Blame.

@Trex1220 I Can See How Professional You Are Advertising Your Killer Skills.

@clickaustineyi I’m a professional in my job 😌

Private chef active Book me 📥 I dey last 😒

@abefe_pappykris @HarmlessHQ Very Weak Man. . . Man Weak Pass Vegetable Wen Afternoon Sun Dun Beat 4 New Benin Market.

@clickaustineyi @HarmlessHQ I hate Gej more than any politician in the whole world, we would have not end up here if he manned up when necessary.

What exactly is GEJ ashamed of? If he's getting the ticket from a dead PDP faction; he should man up and pick the ticket by himself. Even Tinubu showed up for his ticket. And if he's not running, he should come out to deny the nomination. This is the same weak leadership of him that made Buhari president in 2015.

@GovvmentJ "Farm"

@GovvmentJ Na Wetin Some People Wen Dey Elon Musk Dollars Dey Talk O

I Find It Unsettling That The NDC Is Allowing APC Extremists To Join The Party. I'm Not At All Comfortable.

@instablog9ja This Is True. But Next Time, He Should Say "We Nigerian Governors" Before Thunda With Lightening Will Strike Him.

“We’ve benefited greatly from fuel subsidy removal” — Kwara Governor AbdulRazaq

@abefe_pappykris 😂🤣😂😂😂

@clickaustineyi You will be shocked 😢😂😂

Not Today!

@abefe_pappykris I Have Come To This Realisation A Long Time Ago.

@clickaustineyi I have come to term with the fact that whoredom is a woman’s default personality, shame, society and strong father figure is what separates the good from the bad.

What's With Certain Nigerian Women Who Are Always Looking For Methods To Sexualise Themselves? No Wonder @abefe_pappykris & Others Are Always Having Issues With These Kind. You're Simply Saying "Good Morning" To Your Mutuals Because You Want To Show The World Your Breasts?

@Kingprince006 E Pain Me Say Tinubu Successfully Use Dia Abure Of A Guy Take Destroy Labour Party Because Of The Presence Of Peter Obi. What Is Wrong With Alot Of Us Nigerians With Greed?

-When are these native doctors conducting their presidential primary election? - Who is their candidate?

According 2 My Observation, Tinubu & His Cohorts May Suffer Heart Attacks When Campaign Begins D-Millions Of "OK" Members That Will Flood Campaign Rallies During D-Campaign Will Surely Give Dem Serious Heart Attack Get Ur PVC & Ensure It's #NDC The Party ✌️ #OK The Candidates

@abefe_pappykris You Can Imagine How Insecurity Has Change Alot Of Nigerians Way Of Life.

I have not travelled home since 2023 because flights are too expensive, and the last time I travelled by road because I can't afford flights, I narrowly escaped robbery/kidnapping at lokoja.