John Clift

@MaryamF12389 If a man sleeps with 10 men, he’s probably Gay

If a man does it, what is he??

@Bella_91m7u Fat puffed up lips, too much Botox Over inflated breasts

What makes a woman unattractive

@oelma__ You have leftover bacon ? Whats wrong with you ?

What do you do with leftover bacon?

@oelma__ 10%🇬🇧

Is it just me or has TIPPING culture got completely out of hand..

@BhattiLaib9960 Get rid of the boyfriend

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?

@Aestheticsn1 Radio waves

What is it ? Can you answer this ?

@MalikAlyza Captain America

Is there any?

@TheCinesthetic Didn’t really ever watch friends so he was perfect for Captain Sobel

David Schwimmer in Band of Brothers (2001) showing up as an officer just hits weird, because Ross from Friends (1994–2004) is so ingrained that it’s hard not to see him instead.

@FFS_WhatNow You need to stand a little closer to the razor to be “beautiful”

You're a man and completely deluded.

@Sahar393815 A shin scraper

I said it’s a cheese grater, but it’s not. Any guess?!?!

@Kristinartz Religion should be deleted from our collective consciousness

Delete one thing from Earth that you think would make it better

@MbarkCherguia I’m not bothered at all …

Is this appropriate attire for grocery shopping? 🤔

@RealPostFolder I probably wouldn’t even notice what you’re wearing …

@BROKENBRITAIN0 That’s the cruellest April Fool joke EVER!!!

🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer just RESIGNED 🇬🇧 The Prime Minister has acknowledged his repeated failures and U-turns and has FINALLY called a general election and RESIGNED❗️ Good riddance 👏

@Boxing_Jackal @cjdracing1969 @TheGriftReport 🤣

@cliftJohnny666 @cjdracing1969 @TheGriftReport 50% more? Try 50 times more pal to test every motorist every 5 years.

Green Party co-leader Zack Polanski wants to slash Britain’s motorway speed limit to just 55mph. The plan also includes hiking fuel tax, slashing parking spaces and forcing drivers to re-sit their test every five years. Greens say it will save fuel, cut accidents and make people switch to buses and trains. Tories slam it as “out of touch madness” and a full-blown war on motorists. This guy hasn't a clue has he?

@ProfTonyPollard The most interesting round of golf -EVER !!!

IYKYK

@oelma__ Not 100% sure …but could it be a Spanner ( or wrench if you’re on the other side of the Atlantic )

First time I’ve seen this. Any idea what this is?

@dineen20dineen Mine didn’t flash …

Did you have a flash lamp like this on your bike

@Neccccy How dare you assume my religious choices - I find that very offensive

Describe her in one word?

@mubeen477 Tractor seat

No one across the country seems to know what this is