The Wanderer

@Moon_AGD Everyone playing the United way except United💀😂

Niliquit 9-5 ilikuwa inanilipa 150k/month. Imenitake two years for my company kunilipa 67k/month na nafanya kazi from 7AM to 11PM every day, na sometimes unapata uko na employees wanakupea the hardest time ever, na kuwafuta kazi ni even more expensive. Every month uko na bills za kulipa in the millions, end month kila mtu ako happy isipokuwa wewe juu uko na another 30 days kuraise another million. Na imagine all this trouble ndiyo net salary yako ikuwe 50k Sometimes doh haitoshi unasema wacha ulipe the employees alafu KRA utawatumia yao by 9th, unajaribu kupata loan bank inakataa juu hauna shamba ya security, inafika 15th unapata weird calls, unashika unapata ni KRA, unawaambia utawalipa next Friday, wanakuambia Friday haiwezekani, labda Thursday. Inabidi uongee with one of your clients akulipe mapema, anakusomea akikuambia biz haifanywi hivo but anaitikia eventually. Next week inafika unalipa KRA, SHA,NSSF, Housing Levy. Unahave some peace kidogo only to realize that next week ni end month na this time uko na deficit kubwa kushinda last month, and the cycle continues. Kama uko 9-5 na uko sawa, I can’t advise you to quit. Heri ujaribu entrepreneurship in parallel but usiquit job yako. It feels good when you tell people that you quit your job to pursue your dream but you also need to understand that your dream will take time before it starts paying the bills, and it might also die before you eat a shilling from it.

A good dancer knows when to leave the stage 👏

Whoever at the club thought we didn't need Bruno Fernandes at United needs their head checked

Thank you for everything, @ManUtd ❤️

From 2-0 down to 3-2! @ManUtd love a comeback ⏰

Thank you @Casemiro 👏

BRUNO FERNANDES EQUALS THE PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD.

Record equalling 20 🅰️ Assists for @B_Fernandes8 That should get him into the PL Hall of fame🙌

What a season Luke Shaw has had. Played 37/37 so far and a now a goal to add to it🙌

@XabiAlonso Man said, "Let me tweet it myself!" Respect 🙌

There’s no player more dangerous than Bruno Fernandes with the ball at his feet.

High intellect + Low income = Angry people Low intellect + High income = Assholes High intellect + High income = God complex Low intellect + Low income = Very religious people

Creativity 💯

This tweet will never get old🤣

It's his tournament. He's Mr. World Cup 🏆

@amerix The "Kyuks" of Luhyaland wamefikiwa👀

Men, If you are a Kenyan, or even a Nigerian or an Afrikan, Avoid Maragoli women. ESPECIALLY if she was raised by a chaotic single mother in the city. In the Luhya community, we consider them as troublesome, chaotic, noisy, foodious and ungrateful. #MasculinitySaturday

Think he’ll do well. As I’ve said before, I think possession friendly DM’s will generally make the best coaches. Arteta will too.

Nigga been getting L's everywhere

@EricNjiiru @TheEuropeanLad How about now 🤣

@TheEuropeanLad Liverpool can never finish behind Manchester United go touch some grass

@ManCity @pablo_zabaleta Tin pot club 🤣

Attendance here tonight is 250. It seems now those 250 are surrounding @pablo_zabaleta for pics and autographs, to which he obliges #cityeds