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Clint Martin

@clint015

🏳️‍🌈 he/him, https://t.co/LN99lwqDUJ. mutuals: dm for signal

Salt Lake City, UT Katılım Mart 2007
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Clint Martin@clint015·
Do you suppose necrophiles get funereal diseases?
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alex norris@sillyalexnorris·
oh no
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There is a guy with a snowboard walking by Snowmobile Pizza and SLC is just an odd place is what I’m saying
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Mastodon works like email. You pick a provider (server) or run your own (don’t). It has the benefits of email: if a single server goes down, it doesn’t take down the system. And all the downsides: server roulette with regards to mods, privacy, uptime etc.
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It’s open enrollment season, which means I’m internally raging 50% of the time about nonsensical and expensive our healthcare system is
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A non-Utah-strength caipirinha in Queens got me all sentimental
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Ugh, I actually hope Twitter stays around. I actually like it here.
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Oliver Darkshire 🌈@deathbybadger·
can't stop thinking about the part in the Two Towers where Treebeard says the ents "lost" the entwives and can't find them, like, they clearly left you and you need to come to terms with that, this is a textbook lesbian tree commune situation
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Adam Grant
Adam Grant@AdamMGrant·
Not loving your job shouldn't carry a penalty. Data: seeing work as a job—not a calling—limits raises & promotions. Managers misjudge you as unproductive and uncommitted. Performance requires professionalism, not passion. What counts is how people contribute, not how they feel.
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Had to tell someone, “sorry I accidentally text like a Victorian ghost sometimes” and they did not counter this statement
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Oh god, not the roses
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Jacob Terry
Jacob Terry@jerkob·
Going to start verifying all my texts
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Apparently this account is now just self-parody
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It’s me. I’m gays.
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One proudly announces she used to take didgeridoo classes and everyone loses their mind
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NY state law requires every table of loudly brunching straight white girls be accompanied by a table of gays 10-15 feet away quietly throwing shade
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America’s cities are crime-ridden hellscapes. I’m sitting in a coffee shop’s courtyard in Queens and a pushy sparrow is trying to swipe the remainder of my breakfast burrito. How do people live like this?
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Saw the trailer for the Chippendales show and thought, “this is just reality fanfic,” and realized we just call that “fiction”
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