Clogging at the Disco 🎶

*Major Announcement* It’s truly an honor to share that I have officially been inducted into the American Banjo Museum Hall of Fame! This prestigious honor is a huge deal and I’m looking forward to celebrating with everyone in October at the American Banjo Museum.

@MarinaPurkiss It’s a James Bond plot. That ends with a tall building and a long scream.

Woke up to Musk wanting to colonise the UK… Wonder what UK ‘patriots’ will make of their space daddy now.

Thrilled with the celebrity quotes I've secured for Joe Lycett's Art Hole: ‘Due to contractual obligations I am unable to endorse your book at this time’ - @Nat_Cassidy ‘Babe, I haven’t got time’ - @AlisonHammond ‘The WeTransfer link has expired, could you send it again?’ - @gregjames Buy now from: @bookshop_org_UK uk.bookshop.org/p/books/joe-ly… @Waterstones waterstones.com/book/joe-lycet… @amazon amazon.co.uk/dp/B0D1G5FR9H/ Full list of retailers here: joelycett.com/art/joe-lycett…

@fesshole Go WITH the grain. Not against the grain.

Somehow the topic of learning to shave came up in the office. Most of the guys were taught by their dad. Mine buggered off when I was 15 and I had to admit that I learned from watching Lethal Weapon 3. I always wonder if anyone else learned the same way.

My singer songwriter chum @emmamould_ & I joined hundreds of people supporting the family of #singersongwriter #activist #ClaireMooney as she takes her final journey 😢 It was a moving & humorous tribute led by her friend Dave & twin brother Danny. Rest in Power Claire 🙏🏽🌈🎸

Sad to hear this news. Claire was from a fine tradition of Mancunian firebrand songwriters. A brave and talented lady. She’ll be missed.

@Fhotec @fesshole Pre covid certainly but only just.

@fesshole But Hot Fuzz only came out a few years ago, right?

I've had a fear of churches since I was a kid. If I ever have to explain it, I tell people its because I have a fear of God. Less embarrassing than telling the truth - that I watched Hot Fuzz far too young and was scarred for life by the guy getting crushed by the church spire.

@Stevecrowe17645 If you are going to live in this country and enjoy its culture and traditions, the least you could do is learn the language.

@MarinaPurkiss No marina. Not millionaires ordinary folk who are disgusted by there actions. Like I said you are so out of touch

“Who spoke for all of us” …you mean all of us billionaire media barons bankrolled by the fossil fuel industry?

@fesshole I did the same with Melancholyand the Infinite sadness by the smashing pumpkins.

Everyone a certain age knows the piano chords from Sweet Harmony by Liquid. Turns out my music teacher didn't. I fully ripped it off for my music GCSE in the mid 90s and got an A* for it.

@GurejaAbhi @JamesPGoddard90 @SuellaBraverman It’s not that casual.

@JamesPGoddard90 @SuellaBraverman She’s the pits but thanks for this bit of casual racism

Morning @SuellaBraverman I fixed your video for you. I took away the pop song and replaced it with something that will make you think of home Because when we win, you’re going!

My review of ⁦@RichardHawley⁩ at the ⁦@O2ApolloManc⁩ last night, for the ⁦@MENnewsdesk⁩… manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/revie…

In case you missed it, the @nationaltrust announced its ‘Heritage Open Days’ are back by popular demand, and it means loads of top attractions in the UK will be open to visit for FREE. 🏰🙌 Find out more here👇buff.ly/3VxHWjR

Just title-winning Antoni Sarcevic catching a lift to the pub after Stockport County's open top bus parade today 🤴

Dusss... mijn all-time favorite album op de draaitafel! Room To Roam - @WaterboysMusic #vinyl En straks 'op fietse'.

THE RISE OF STOCKPORT 🎩📈 From National League North to the brink of League One in 5 years… Stockport County 👏 The Hatters, like their Premier League namesakes, are rising up the leagues and are just a small number of games from making their promotion from League Two official. Jim Gannon took Stockport up from the National League North in the 2018-19 season after they spent 6️⃣ years at that level, dropping down from the Conference in 2013. After that promotion, they spent just 3 years in the National League - narrowly missing out on promotion the season prior - finishing below Sutton United (1st) and Torquay United (2nd) before they fell to playoff heartbreak when Hartlepool United secured their place in the EFL, knocking out Stockport on their way to the final where they beat Torquay in Bristol. It was Dave Challinor that then left newly-promoted Hartlepool the following summer and joined Stockport in the National League where he would eventually guide the Hatters to a 94-point 1st place finish, 6 points above Wrexham. Challinor’s side look set to reach League One next season, too. Paddy Madden’s hattrick at Sutton United secured a 3-1 win and moved them 4 and 6 points clear of 2nd and 3rd respectively (with games in hand) as well as 7 above Mansfield Town who themselves have hit a rough patch 👀 Unbeaten in 9, 4 successive wins, it won’t be too long before we see Stockport continue their sensational rise 🔥

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Ask this guy.

At least he picked a tune with a cracking mando hook.

@squeezyjohn Assume they got eaten quickly.

Right ... so duck is now cheaper than chicken by weight in UK supermarkets. So here's a question ... traditionally the French made duck confit to preserve it ... but it takes the fat of 4 ducks to preserve the legs of one duck ... so what did they do with the rest of them?

70 YARD WONDER GOAL 😳 Check out this unbelievable 70 yard strike! @BenHerd 👀⚽️🙌🏼 #WonderGoal #RocketMan