Andrew Clampett

@rawlimark Fantastic idea, can we put Ant & Dec on it to host the show?

@BeekeepersHour Lost my first swarm Monday, got them back yesterday , my first swarm collection

Good evening everyone! 🐝 How many swarms did you collect last week? How many colonies have swarmed? Let's talk bees, bees, bees! #BeekeepersHour #bees #flowers 🍃🌻🐝🌻🍃

@Byline_Brown @RAF_Luton Would a tank top be allowed (asking for a friend)

@RAF_Luton Surely the best way to stop the Cold War would have been to put a jumper on.

Photo of the Day: Mig 25 swoops to attack a Hurricane over Hyde Park (London) during the Cold War of 1970. The Cold War started The War Against Temperature Shift that continues today. #ClimateEmergency #ClimateCrisis Photographed from a Canberra #AvGeek

@rawlimark 215k now, way to go!

@robbeckettcomic @rawlimark 😁

I’ve just ordered some Spice Girl Lego. I think it’s the most embarrassing thing I have ever done.

@rawlimark Keep doing what you’re doing ;)

From my early morning walk at my new favourite place @SWTCarltonMarsh

@SteveSpurgeon3 @SWTCarltonMarsh Ha ha!

Chilly start to the day 🥶 @SWTCarltonMarsh

@rgpoulussen @RAF_Luton was this taken from a Canberra?

Remarkable low-level oblique picture of the German battleship Tirpitz, moored in Åfjord, Norway, taken by Flight Lieutenant A.P.F. Fane, a former racing car driver, from an altitude of 100 feet. #WW2 #HISTORY

@rawlimark Friend doing this, any ideas?

@havering_vc @LBofHavering @MPRomfordcoop @Shurgard @bigyellowss @amazon @TescoElmPark @themercurymall I have asked if I can have ALL the boxes (42) I’ll see what comes back tomorrow/Wednesday 😁

@clompertronic @LBofHavering @MPRomfordcoop @Shurgard @bigyellowss @amazon @TescoElmPark @themercurymall Yes please Andrew, we have around 1000 bags to sort through and currently about 10 empty boxes, can you send me an email when you think you have them please and then I can confirm with you, just incase we get an influx tomorrow - thanks - Rebecca

URGENT - cardboard boxes to pack clothes #AfghanistanCrisis drop at 44 High Street RM1 1HR REFRESHMENTS NEEDED FOR VOLUNTEERS - no kitchen or drinking water facilities in the unit RT @LBofHavering @MPRomfordcoop @Shurgard @bigyellowss @amazon @TescoElmPark @themercurymall

@rawlimark saw this and thought of you ;)

@RAF_Luton Which ones have the prettiest eyes, that’s what I always go for!

Let's settle it once and for all, who are the best of the best, who are the most elite soldiers on the planet?

@Plantagenet00 @RAF_Luton James “Tea”Kirk covers when James “Tee”Kirk is stuck in a bunker or a water hazard, otherwise known as a “Tea” break

@RAF_Luton Are you sure? Isn't it James Tee Kirk, as 'tee off' in golf?

BREAKING: We can confirm that the TV programme #Vigil submarine is based on HMS Sinky and that RAF Luton's HMS Sinky Captain (Captain James "Tea" Kirk) was lead consultant for the accuracy featuring in the documentary. HMS Sinky photographed from a Canberra

@Rodders4Life @RAF_Luton Not to be confused with Luf woofa!

Fact of the Day: The A380 CATCATCAT (Covert Airborne Tactical Combat Air Traffic Control And Telecommunications) airplane is often mistaken for a AWACS (Airplane With A Circular Spinner). Only a keen #AvGeek will spot that it is 300ft longer (16 buses) than an AWACS.

@RAF_Luton When will the lite2.0 version be launched/scrambled(sorry Sophie)? Half the weight as it only requires half the batteries and made from sustainable balsa wood!

BREAKING: The Eco Defence 209 unmanned tank is the world's first environmentally friendly battery powered driverless tank. It's powered by 142x AA batteries and can be remotely operated via an Xbox controller from up to 8ft away! It will be tested at the next #LondonProtest

@SteSierra Hi, I’ve not critiqued a book properly before other than a few words as a review , but have read quite a lot of fantasy books and would be happy to give my thoughts if you are interested?

I put the first chapter of my fantasy book up on a critiquing website and am getting NO response. Is it that bad? Can I get some volunteers to read it? I'd really appreciate it.