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ClovisChitwood

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"We're from the department of justice and we're here to adjust the beds. This is our consultant Mr. Roy"

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Senator Tim Scott
Senator Tim Scott@SenatorTimScott·
We’ll be here as long as it takes to get the job done so that ICE and Border Patrol have the resources they need to keep Americans safe.
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Oilfield Rando
Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando·
“But what if Elmo is paid $270,000 by the Southern Poverty Law Center to say it? Can Elmo say it then?”
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Matt Braynard
Matt Braynard@MattBraynard·
Pet peeve: to "decimate" means to reduce by 10%, so stop using it like it's a synonym for "destroy." Just say "destroy." You don't sound smarter, you sound stupid.
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ClovisChitwood
ClovisChitwood@clovis_chitwood·
@The_Kyle_Mann anyone else find themselves thinking about toothpicks and a man who called himself Wonko the Sane
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Kyle Mann
Kyle Mann@The_Kyle_Mann·
The joke is JK Rowling is insane because she believes men are men and women are women
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ClovisChitwood
ClovisChitwood@clovis_chitwood·
@PaulChato “Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”
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美術刀剣 刀心
美術刀剣 刀心@toushin1·
銃の写真を貼ったらアメリカの方が見てくださると聞いたので。 現代のハイテクな銃は残念ながらありませんが数百年前の中ならたくさんありますので良かったら見ていってください。 一応、美術品という扱いですが私達が持っているこの類の銃はほとんどすべてが実際に射撃可能な状態に保たれています。
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Beyond the Cosmic Veil
Beyond the Cosmic Veil@ClassicalAegis·
Mind Blowing Fact of the Day: The slope angle's of the corners of the pyramid are 42 degrees. -which is the angle one must be at to view a primary rainbow
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Cynical Publius
Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius·
This popped up somehow in my YouTube music feed so now you gotta watch it. I think the YouTube AI made the connection between Girls und Panzer and Kelly's Heroes. youtube.com/watch?v=kgeIIN…
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King Trout
King Trout@The_King_Trout·
Being traditionally handsome and charismatic may have played a small role, but listening to Can’t Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan is the secret.
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King Trout
King Trout@The_King_Trout·
If I was a pick-up artist influencer, I’d just tell virgins to be attractive and charming- but more importantly- listen to the album Can’t Buy A Thrill by Steely Dan on repeat like it’s your life’s background music. Idk how but that shit has got me a good amount of pussy.
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The Calvin Coolidge Project
The Calvin Coolidge Project@TheCalvinCooli1·
🚨New: Pope Leo XIV is calling for a global ban on military airstrikes: “No one should have to fear that threats of death and destruction might come from the sky.”
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Mr. Idaho
Mr. Idaho@IDSurvivalPrep·
Okay, so i feel this seriously needs to be said. I do not care if you are for or against the war in Iran. Stop referring to our troops as kids. They are grown adults who volunteered to serve in our military. Calling them kids as a way to push your agenda is insulting to our troops. Call them what they are. Our US military service members... AKA, our troops.
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Varad Mehta
Varad Mehta@varadmehta·
"House Republicans passed a legislative amendment that could prohibit the inclusion of transgender women in a future Smithsonian women’s history museum." It's true, men don't belong in a women's museum. I don't see the problem. ms.now/news/trumps-ne…
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ClovisChitwood
ClovisChitwood@clovis_chitwood·
@MarshaBlackburn to bad there isn't a place you could get together with your colleagues and discuss things like this
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Sen. Marsha Blackburn
Sen. Marsha Blackburn@MarshaBlackburn·
A Tennessean on a tele-town hall I held this week asked me why Democrats are so afraid of the SAVE America Act. I told him I’d like to ask my colleagues the same question.
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ClovisChitwood@clovis_chitwood·
@SenateGOP we know. why don't you explain this to your obstinate colleagues?
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Senate Republicans
Senate Republicans@SenateGOP·
In 19 states, illegal aliens can obtain a driver’s license without proof of citizenship.    In many of these states, this triggers automatic voter registration, throwing the door wide open for illegal aliens to vote.    The SAVE America Act puts an end to this.
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Shawn Hendrix
Shawn Hendrix@TheShawnHendrix·
Never before seen water management system. “Hydraulic ramping”
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