CMSpicedRumGirl 👩🏻‍✈️🥃

The population of earth is roughly 7,655,957,365 and I can’t even find one fucking person who wants me

@theepicmap Where’s my water floatie?

What is your first thought when you see this?

@ZacGignac @chachamyeon Always St-Viateur. 2nd Fairmont

@chachamyeon I'm here right now on vacation. Which place ? Saint-viateur ?

Tried Montreal bagels. I get it now

@CarmenPoirier4 @JeffreyLuscombe 5 provinces do not have it off

@JeffreyLuscombe I think all across Canada except for the province of Québec.

You get a holiday tomorrow, Canada? 🇨🇦

@damnidc__ I had a complicated delivery which ended up in emergency c-section. I could hardly get myself out of bed & was hunched over in pain needing to go to the bathroom & do u think that bastard could f’ing help? He referred to my maternity leave as being on holidays. Pure Asshole.

My sister divorced her husband last year. She was 7 months pregnant, on bed rest for high blood pressure, still trying to keep the house together. One night she asked him to bring her a glass of water from the kitchen (literally 10 steps away). He brought himself a beer, drank it in front of the TV, then said "You're just gonna keep asking for stuff all night?" They show you who they are when you're at your most vulnerable. Ladies, please don't marry men who hate you.

@jamchan83 @ABDanielleSmith 100%! They are getting the narrative so wrong! This death is cause by @ABDanielleSmith and her horrific #UCP government.

@supermarkusa Happy to see your tweets back. I’ve always enjoyed them! I hear ya about the very low engagement…not the same as it was years ago and seems like all those people are gone…

So I took a break because I needed a break..before I left I had great engagement and now I’m back and it seems I have very low engagement and I’m tweeting into the abyss but all in all I’m actually enjoying it more because I don’t trust easily and always keep my circle small

@duchess_banana Jasper says hello 👋

@Cdn_Puck Maybe a protein shake or I eat eggs or avocado on toast 🤷🏻‍♀️

@cm_spiced What is your morning go to.

@Cdn_Puck G’morning! No coffee for me 🤢lol

@cm_spiced Good morning ☕️☀️☕️

@JL_B47 Just awful! lol have a good one!

@cm_spiced I hate when that happens. It's so frustrating!

@Cdn_Puck Thanks, may try to post a bit more

@cm_spiced Glad to hear it’s behind you. It’s nice to see you pop on here for a quick second.

@Scooby_Barkley Lmao 🤣

This is true 😁

@edgyerin My son got it and threw it away. The sauce on it was disgusting. Would have been better without it. How many people threw theirs away too?

I highly recommend that you try them! 😋

@Scooby_Barkley Hey I’m stealing that one I’m the only CMSpicedRumGirl 😉

true 🤣

@cspotweet Seriously who the F was polled? All these make believe statements left and right

A new poll suggests more than half of Canadians say they understand why Alberta might want to split from Canada — even if almost two-thirds say they don’t want that to happen. globalnews.ca/news/11194079/…

@PierrePoilievre What the flying Ffffffck??? You don’t have a seat anymore. You lost your job. Go away FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️

Our leadership team and shadow cabinet will work to make Canada a self-reliant country where hard work gets you an affordable house on a safe street protected by strong borders under a proud flag.

@MargTokar It was the most embarrassing time to be Canadian

No mention of upside down flags, confederate flags, Nazi flags. Seems separatists have selective memories.

@nenshi @nenshi let’s not forget the cuts to education and specifically those for special needs children who more than you can count including my son who are being left behind without an education because of so much discriminating and disgraceful actions of this cabinet.

Alberta’s New Advantage: - Measles cases six times higher than other Western provinces combined - Highest youth unemployment rate of any province at 17.2% - Separation referendum creating economic uncertainty - Sky high utility + car insurance bills Thanks Premier Smith!

@Scooby_Barkley Whack-A-Mole!! 🤣🤣🤣

Yard is a little rough rn. Dang moles tearing everything up. I'll apply some more Mole-Away.

@NurseMom5AB Canadian, Albertan, single mom here too of a complex needs child who agrees wholeheartedly with your comment as the UCP harmed my family too. So sick of her, her rhetoric and her damaging cabinet #ResignSmith

I am Canadian. I am Albertan. I am a single mom to Kids with complex needs. I am a family violence survivor. I vote based on policies, not parties. More of us need to. UCP has DIRECTLY harmed my family far more than the Liberal fed govt ever has. #ResignSmith