Christian Marban

"Por ti y por México" - Miguel Ángel, 1511.

Worst PL champions of all time. Not even 70 goals scored. VAR on their side all season. One of the lowest points tallies ever. 22 years and billions spent in that time. Football lost tonight.

I'll slide you 10$ if you curse Arsenal for the finals of the UCL @DanhausenAD

👀 Bigger than the World Cup final... In one match West Ham United Football Club have the ability to relegate Tottenham Hotspur 𝗔𝗡𝗗 deny Arsenal the Premier League title. For the sake of football, and the content, and the memes, and the whole of humanity's sanity... West Ham - we are with you.

Found Danhausens cousin in the back of Wrestlemania. He’s since returned back to the cosmic wasteland and hasn’t been heard from. ✨

Every Saturday morning I open up this app to see what's happened on SmackDown and... *sigh*

Take note US

Players who cover their mouths when confronting an opponent will be sent off at this summer's World Cup. FIFA proposed toughening the sanctions following the incident between Vinícius Júnior and Gianluca Prestianni in February.

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

This is how Night 1 & Night 2 of Wrestlemania felt

📍SARAJEVO! #FIFAWorldCup

Spectacular night, spectacular scenes #ForTheCrown

my head is hot.

MICHIN AND B-FAB HAVE TURNED HEEL, JOINED JADE CARGILL, AND ATTACKED RHEA RIPLEY. NEW FACTION? 🤔 #SmackDown

Italy hasn’t qualified yet 😂

I watched Chelsea under Scolari I survived Mourinho 2015 I witnessed Conte 2018 I survived Villas Boas I didn’t die under Benitez I endured the Potter/Lampard era I tolerated Maresca 2025 Tonight, tonight is the worst day in the history of this club. Tonight confirms the end of the most useless project to ever exist 7 goals and counting to this PSG team that’s had some really questionable loses I want Rosenior and the entire hierarchy gone after tonight. I’m done