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All of twitter holding hands on the front lawn waiting for Melancholia to blown it to smithereens

looking at twitter right now is like reading a faulkner novel what the hell is going on

@amandapetrusich @BretStetka I'm so sorry, Amanda

Hi @stlcsb, there is a very large sink hole opening on Euclid Ave in the CWE near Carriage Ln. It is approx 6-10 ft deep and is filled with water. It's collapse looks imminent.

@AmandaWoytus @stlmag Chris Holt who runs Techartista. Who knows everyone and is genuinely helpful to all he encounters. He's helped countless artists and STL small businesses.

I'm working on a feature about St. Louis' most influential people for @stlmag, and I'm interested in movers and shakers flying under the radar. Does not have to be $$ or elected office—think: art, culture, nonprofits, etc. Who doesn't get enough credit?

@hpatel @pipedrive My dude, you need to use Klaviyo

PSA. Using @pipedrive once to send a personalized email to customers royally fucked my emails. They all (even individual emails) go to spam now.

@Eric_Schmitt Maybe you can sue a few more schools, that should keep kids safe

Prayed upon this passage this morning: “He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds.” - Psalm 147:3 May God give comfort to all those grieving unspeakable loss today.

@scrowder Steven Chowder.

@mattyglesias How about you read the room and go fuck yourself. There is a reality where you and your ilk don't comment on everything.

For all its very real problems, one shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that the contemporary United States of America is one of the best places to live in all of human history and there’s a reason tons of people of all kinds from all around the world clamor to move here.

@MikeIsaac glaum

breakfast mode

@iamshackelford Billy Reid

I'm looking for the BEST plain white T in the game. Not for an undershirt but for an actual wear in public shirt.

@jspujji Excites: indicators say repeat business is really strong and email/SMS acquisition beats any attrition. Scares: Not enough purchase volume to do any lookalike modeling whatsoever

Growth marketers, if you were buying or investing in a brand, beyond standard cac/ltv etc, what sort of questions would you have about their marketing metrics? What would excite you? What would make you run the other way?

@STLDanni Hey Danni, we at DBNY run this for our friends @saltandsmokebbq and help @luciaspizza drive traffic to grocery stores. We run localized campaigns for a number of national stores like Porto's Bakery as well

@AGoldmund Do you think Dat Boi might come back around?

@AGEricSchmitt What the fuck is your problem

@ashleyfeinberg Which colors support BOFA?

we must force the m&m company to tell us which colors support BDS

@libbycwatson They are probably using wunderkind.co or another browser scraping email service. Bottom of the barrel marketing tactic. It sucks!

this project is older than my child. very happy that both are finally out in the world having and/or causing tantrums. vulture.com/article/best-n…

@MattWalshBlog You look like a toilet brush

I have been kicked out of two venues at SLU. There’s been a petition against me and a statement protesting my talk and signed by 300 staff and facility. But I’m still coming. See you tomorrow, SLU.

@Jim_Jordan You look like a dog that is pretending to be a human.

Democrats in charge? Critical race theory in the classroom and masks at recess. Republicans in charge? Freedom.