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Chris

@cmhtrain

Ohio, USA Katılım Şubat 2011
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Hector Resendez - Trade School Secrets
My neighbor spent about $80k on his son’s college finance degree. His son graduated, filled out 105 applications, and couldn’t land a finance job. Right now, he’s managing a Jimmy John’s while he “waits for a break.” Then my neighbor said, “I’m going to introduce him to some of my friends so he can get an entry-level role.” And it hit me. If the outcome is still who you know, not what you studied… what exactly did the $80k buy?
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Walter Curt
Walter Curt@wcdispatch·
Afroman: “Watch the physically challenged officer here, he gonna take a double take on the pound cake.” I am dying. 🤣
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Steven Wright
Steven Wright@Steven_Wright_·
Darius Dennis hits a wild three at the buzzer. Trotwood and TCC going to OT tied at 49.
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@justinboldaji Imagine those cops “protecting” your life??? I can’t even. Dumb as rocks. It’s beyond sad they are law enforcement.
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Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji·
This has been the funniest shit and I really recommend watching the cops testimonies, they are some of the dumbest fucking people you’ll ever see in your life
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres@Aaron_Torres·
High Point went 30-4, hasn't lost since mid-January - and wouldn't have sniffed an at large bid Miami (OH) went undefeated in the regular season, finished 31-1 and ended up in Dayton We REALLY need to re-evaluate how we go about selecting at-large teams for the NCAA Tournament
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Chris@cmhtrain·
Let’s see how far Wisconsin gets it up the court with half the time OSU had!🤷
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Chris@cmhtrain·
Wait, did the High Point dude just get the ball and take absolutely no dribble from just past half court for a layup??? Am I crazy?? How many steps is that??
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Chris@cmhtrain·
@ReelLife419 Please, always put the winning score first🤣 68-51.
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ReelLife@ReelLife419·
Gator Nichols career and Maysville season comes to an end as they lose to Cin. Wyoming 51-68 in the D4 State Semifinal. Nichols finished with 16 points. Wyoming will play Cleveland Glenville tomorrow for the D4 State Championship at UD Arena.
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Darth Powell
Darth Powell@VladTheInflator·
Afroman claims to have banged his wife Guy sues Allegedly doesn't know if he banged his wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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OSU people are handling the final play well I see🤣
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Chris@cmhtrain·
4.3 seconds and OSU didn’t get it to even half court?😂
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Chris@cmhtrain·
@TrevorLeePro Because that’s the patriotic, American thing to do!
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Trevor Lee
Trevor Lee@TrevorLeePro·
I remember teachers use to just quit during March Madness days they’d roll in a tv and we would watch ball. Was that just a NC thing or was that happening everywhere?
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Jack Mac
Jack Mac@JackMac·
Japanese reporter asked Trump why America didn't inform Japan before striking Iran. Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"
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Chad French
Chad French@ChadAFrench·
To celebrate his huge victory Afroman will celebrate in... Salem, Indiana? @NotDrDeath do it for the bit.
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Adam Smith
Adam Smith@CoachSmith_10·
Here we go.
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Chris Howell
Chris Howell@Lima_Howell·
BREAKING: Per the OPSMA, Marcus Johnson of Garfield Heights is Ohio's Mr. Basketball for the second straight season. Cameron Elwer of Delphos St. John's is also the runner-up again this season after Johnson received 99 votes, compared to 91 points for Elwer.
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@aburkhartlaw It’s what they don’t get. They are so used to doing whatever that they miss the reality of the situation. I’d like to know what info they had that was enough for a judge, assuming he wasn’t crooked, to sign the warrant for kidnapping, etc
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Chris@cmhtrain·
@DispatchAlerts Actually the last thing we need is more fake news from the Dispatch, which should go out of business
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Any teacher that doesn’t turn on a TV and join the Madness today and tomorrow is unAmerican!
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