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Be you. They’ll adjust.

Uuf, Pablo Escobar’s Brazilian accent. I can’t. (The Brazilian actor that portrays him in Narcos is a fantastic visual actor, but without the Paisa accent, it voids the character completely.)

Update: Pedro Pascal can speak in Pig Latin if he likes.

I wonder if this happens to other bilingual people as well, but I’m watching Narcos, finally, and the fact that they’re all supposed to be from the same part of Columbia and they all have a different accent is making me nuts.

@AP God rest his soul. May his memory be a blessing.

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell, the longest-serving Senate leader in history, will step down from that position in November. apnews.com/article/mitch-…

@JonathanTurley Jonathan.

The Hill is out with my column in a recent discovery of the criminal history of the great-great-grandfather of Joe Biden. It turns out that the evasion of accountability may be something of a family trait acquired through generations of natural selection. thehill.com/opinion/crimin…

Tommy Tuberville’s answer regarding the recent IVF ruling in Alabama sounds crazy but it’s exactly right. His thought was “I’m not exactly sure how this whole IVF thing works but I know it’s pro-life and we need more white Christian children - er, I mean children.”

My mother asked me yesterday “why do you keep singing about Texas??!?” #CUNTRY

@T1theinfamous Hey darling. Good and bad; it’s a mix, you know how that goes. I hope you’re doing well.

@cmkinmia I hope life has been great recently.

@whatbunnysaid I’ve been watching housewives since the first day OC went on the air and this is the first time I’ve cried.

No other franchise is doing it like Miami. This moment w Geurdy ugh my heart, and to know now she’s in remission and has beaten her cancer. I love this franchise #RHOM

Guerdy owns this look like the true queen that she is. Beautiful and powerful. #RHOM #FCANCER.

If you don’t know about Hollywood’s most prolific and important architect, Paul R. Williams, a Black man, #BlackHistoryMonth would be a good time to watch the @PBS documentary on him. He should be a household name.

@EricTrump Your name wasn’t dragged through the mud. Your name IS mud.

Judge Engoron is truly a cruel man — he knows that every single witness testified to the fact that I had absolutely NOTHING to do with this case (as INSANE as the case truly is). No other judge would ever have allowed my name to be dragged through the mud. This is not justice in America — this is political vengeance by a judge out to get my father, the frontrunner for President of the United States.

@kylegriffin1 But the whole being president of the United States of America thing is okay.

BREAKING: Trump has been fined $364 million by Judge Engoron in the New York civil fraud case. Engoron bans Trump from serving as an officer or director of any New York corporation or other legal entity in New York for 3 years.

@TheRickWilson @HNTurtledove That is incredibly mean and disgusting. Thanks, I love it.

Please don't share this ad with Trump family members, superfans, sycophants, or on Truth Social. He's had a very bad day, and that would be wrong. And cruel.

Give ‘em hell Fani.

@ThatEricAlper Directions. I can easily get lost driving home.

What are you hilariously bad at?

Because Florida.