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@cmsof

The internet's first and only sarcastic commentator.

Seattle, WA Katılım Aralık 2008
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K.I.A.
K.I.A.@KIA_artist·
it's done for Academy rules. Netflix search for new releases fed me New and "Strong Black Leads". Wondering why so specific, I tested the algorithm for "Strong Asian", "Strong Indigenous" and "Strong White". SA, SI, SB all showed. SW got "no match" and second try testing it got even funnier results (see last two photos; search query top right corner): #Netflix
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The Hollywood Reporter
Lupita Nyong'o will play two roles in #TheOdyssey. Confirming online speculation, Nyong'o plays Helen of Troy, the most beautiful woman in the world who gets blamed for starting a war. The Oscar winner also plays Helen's sister, Clytemnestra. #THRNews
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cmsof@cmsof·
@andymccann @THR This isn't a documentary, genius. Odysseus wasn't Matt Damon either. We get it. You're a racist piece of shit.
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Andrew McCann
Andrew McCann@andymccann·
@THR She’s pretty but Helen wasn’t African.
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cmsof@cmsof·
@THR Next you're going to tell me they didn't cast a Greek guy as Odysseus!
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Jared Weiss
Jared Weiss@JaredWeissNBA·
The relationship Gregg Popovich built with Tim Duncan didn’t end when the championships did. Years later, that same emotional connection is still bringing Duncan back to the gym to be by Popovich’s side. Just how much has Gregg Popovich been around the Spurs? He has been rehabbing in the practice facility all season long, with Duncan joining him for his workouts. Read the full story on Pop’s role as El Jefe below 👇
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cmsof@cmsof·
@Mynorthwest And cue all the mouth breathers who don't live in Seattle with their irrelevant comments . . . .
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MyNorthwest
MyNorthwest@Mynorthwest·
Seattle is facing a near half-billion dollar budget deficit over the next three years, according to new city projections that exceed former Mayor Bruce Harrell’s estimates by more than $100 million. mynorthwest.com/mynorthwest-po…
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Libby Emmons
Libby Emmons@libbyemmons·
Jimmy Kimmel delivered a fake White House Correspondents Dinner speech, saying "Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow."
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John Smith 🪖🇺🇸@ArmyVet_INFtoMI·
@libbyemmons I would have enjoyed watching Barron walk up to the podium and slap the stupid out of Jimmy Kimmel's mouth. That must be acceptable at these gatherings... after all, Will Smith got away with it.
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cmsof@cmsof·
@SeattleSPU Thanks. I really appreciate the repairs and everybody's hard work. Just thought it was weird to have the wrong dates and times posted with no follow up.
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Seattle Public Utilities
Seattle Public Utilities@SeattleSPU·
@cmsof Thanks for bringing this to our attention. We’re actively looking into the situation and will keep you informed as we learn more.
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Seattle Public Utilities
Seattle Public Utilities@SeattleSPU·
Want to help Seattle cut waste? Our Solid Waste Advisory Committee is looking for volunteers for 2026. If you care about recycling, compost, or cleaner streets, you can apply. We welcome many voices and lived experiences. Apply by May 6: bit.ly/4cbm44S 🌎♻️
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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
Ryan Reynolds says he wants a gritty Logan style farewell film for Wesley Snipes’s Blade. “He’s my Marvel father,” Reynolds joked, paying tribute to the original Daywalker.
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cmsof@cmsof·
@Variety The robots will be doing the ballet part.
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Variety@Variety·
Charlize Theron says "in 10 years," AI will be able to do Timothée Chalamet’s job as an actor, but it will never be able to replace live performance like ballet: “Oh, boy, I hope I run into him one day. That was a very reckless comment on an art form, two art forms, that we need to lift up constantly because, yes, they do have a hard time. But in 10 years, AI is going to be able to do Timothée’s job, but it will not be able to replace a person on a stage dancing live.” variety.com/2026/film/news…
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cmsof@cmsof·
@WAGOP @kcelections More bullshit from a bullshit illegitimate party. This is why you'll never win in Washington.
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Washington State GOP
Washington State GOP@WAGOP·
Breaking News: MORE TANGIBLE PROOF elections in WA are Not secure. "When @kcelections sends ballots to mailboxes of people who never pick them up, and they sit somewhere gathering dust next to a dumpster, this reflects a broken chain of custody for election ballots," warns @WAGOP Chairman Rep. @JimWalshLD19. After finding a box with hundreds of ballots on the ground at a dumpster near a strip mall in Renton, WA, a concerned citizen dropped them off at @WAGOP HQ in Bellevue. He initially reached out to @kcelections, @secstatewa, and his Congressional representative, but he received no response. The scenario contradicts claims by @AGOWA Nick Brown, @GovBobFerguson and @secstatewa Steve Hobbs that our elections are safe and secure. Clearly they are not. "This is an invitation to fraud. This is NOT election security," adds Chairman Walsh. “Election security and integrity begins with IP26-500, an initiative to the people that is currently out gathering signatures. The initiative requires Proof of Citizenship to register to vote. For more info: initiatives.wagop.org @WaHouseGOP @WashingtonSRC @KCGOP @spokanegop @spokanegop @PierceGop @CivilRights @AAGDhillon @Mynorthwest @BrandiKruse @thehoffather @jasonrantz @jcurleyshow @jakespikeshow @CCRP_WA @gop_yakima @MikeOnKVI @KVIseattle @MichelleKOMO @ChrisDaniels_TV @choeshow @dalewhitakerwa
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Travis McTravesty
Travis McTravesty@TMcTravesty·
@RepLuna Well we're all hoping and praying that you can make it happen because that Chinese asset / sexual predator needs to go.....after that, we're hoping and praying you expel these spICE girls.
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Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna@RepLuna·
I am filing a motion to expel Eric Swalwell from Congress.
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Henry@Henry5474641776·
@RepLuna The Democrats will fight you tooth and nail because they care nothing about what a fellow Democrat did now...if Swalwell was a Republican EVERY Dem would be screaming at the top of their lungs for removal or prison and the GOP would then remove him.
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cmsof@cmsof·
@RepLuna Oh man. Wait until you find out what the president's been up to.
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cmsof@cmsof·
@ninaturner haha So 4 more years of this. Brilliant.
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Nina Turner
Nina Turner@ninaturner·
Look, Democrats failed. They failed at doing what they said they were going to do. Now establishment Democrats are confused as to why they’re getting rejected. Because yall came together and pushed Biden in 2024 while denying a genocide. People are DONE.
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Jeff@jmacyourlife·
@Variety The GOAT is back!! Good to see Louis back after the bs he went through
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Variety@Variety·
Louis C.K. is returning to Netflix with a new stand-up special, “Ridiculous,” set to premiere this summer. He will also headline the Hollywood Bowl on May 5 as part of the Netflix Is a Joke Fest. variety.com/2026/tv/news/l…
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John Smith
John Smith@u23rn4m3_t4k3n·
@Variety Who’s dick did he have to suck to get back in good with the…. Hollywood Americans
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