Courtney Nischan

@RonFilipkowski This is scary

Trump announces today that as president he will have DOJ and DOE take over school discipline of students: “When troubled youth are .. going wild, we will stop it. The consequences are swift, certain and strong, and they will know that.”

@shakeshack terminal 4 b something JFK. Cold dry chicken for breakfast was not what I ordered when I got a chicken shack. No sauce?! Not even room temp chicken? Come on! Too early for this.

@ericbogosian x #anthonybourdain let’s go

How much longer are we gonna wait for Eric Bogosian to star in the Anthony Bourdain biopic?

@quncan @lherealchieff Lol

@cnischan @lherealchieff And when did I say anything about courts favoring billionaires? Maybe you should pick up a book and expand your reading level!! It’s gotta be hard to progress in society at 28-29 with such poor reading abilities

Voices in Kanye West’s head are BEATING his ass

@quncan @lherealchieff Never said anything about how courts don’t favor billionaires. I know quite well how they work, so now. Back to what I said before…

@cnischan @lherealchieff You clearly have a great understanding of how family court works in the US, especially regarding billionaires who’s lives will never come close to ours.

@Luvvie Makes me terrified for humanity

@Felipe_J_H @briantylercohen lmfaooooo

@briantylercohen You're always looking for the wrong interpretation so that you can criticize her. She obviously means in the classroom in other countries.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders after her gubernatorial primary win: "We will make sure that when a kid is in the womb, they're as safe as they are in a classroom." Um.

No one with-out a cycle eligible for voting. Just the ones who’s bodies they belong to. Rights? I think not.

How about letting the pre, post and current menstruating Americans vote about our uterus’s vacancy policy? #RoeVWade

@dominicfike doin’ us dirty signing that gorgeous song and not having it on @Spotify lol

@Hefty sold me completely useless trash bags and instead of me giving my money back or full replacement on BAGS they gave a coupon towards me purchasing another one of their products LOL

@Hefty Oh yes, thank you, can I attach pics? All of the bags slice like a clean cut in the same exact place.

@cnischan Oh no! We are sorry to hear this! We would like to learn more about what happened and how we can fix it. Please fill out this form: hefty.com/contact-us, and we will reach out to you promptly.

Hate that literally the only reason I go on this now is to get a direct message to manufacturers. @Hefty you guys sold me a roll of garbage bags that all split at the top on an entire side… super messy, really crappy, creates more of a mess than helps cleaning up. Help.

@UniversalORL Coming off a pandemic that created worst unemployment rate, you are making it absolutely impossible for people to have A DAY of happiness. You're taking the joy out of planning a trip that people need so much. #pricegouging

@UniversalORL on top of THAT they split the Harry Potter worlds into two parks, so you need a two park pass on top of it. Easy way to make near $700 right off the back per customer. That's a month's rent in the lower income areas of our country. ARE YOU KIDDING?!

@UniversalORL May 24, 2021 2-park express passes: $259.99 ARE YOU F*ING KIDDING?!!!! This is for all ages? Great way to further divide income gaps in households across America. I see zero families of four able to afford a reasonable trip. Such #familyfun! #universalcrooks

@Drizly“Break your resolution to combat the massive increase in substance abuse since pandemic, “it didn’t count” Instead, try it watered down to keep you off the wagon and your money in our pockets!” If that’s not the lowest most vile level of coercion. #substanceabuseprevention

Hey everyone, @instagram said they found nothing wrong with this page, that entices going against all laws, and says every woman TRIES to be raped my at least one man. #womentrytogetraped 🤷🏼‍♀️ nice job IG