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I’m gonna pin this. Arsenal fans are gonna act like Madueke is the best thing since sliced bread on the left because of how much they slated him. I will remain neutral cause I know he will do well and help us platform the players we need the most.

@sharpinvestr They was mad cause Gucci used Big Scarr’s money made from music to pay for his funeral, instead of using his own money

I know Gucci Mane definitely gave Shiesty some bogus contract lol He defo ain’t innocent either

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To think a lot of KSI’s fans now don’t even know about FIFA 11

@LickshotLippy Lowkey think Alvarez comes in to be anything but the main number 9

Yeah coz Havertz and Gabby Jesus had no Prem experience before we got them. That’s why they can’t score more than like 12 league goals a season - Alvarez is class it aint about how good he is. It’s about how our gaffer wants his front line. We need prime Batistuta or something

Back for City then💪🏾

@myles_premium_ 10x the app, ChatGPT will make you pay for an agent whereas that feature is implemented in Claude’s workflow

Is it that much better yeah? Need to try it out

I thought he was the one, but unfortunately we still need to find a replacement for #5

It’s an Eli kroupi and Alvarez summer

Him and Calafiori being our LB options for the next 3/5 years 😮‍💨

Corruption in Nigeria makes this the only way things can work

I almost shed a tear for Micheal b Jordan cause real niggas been there since the Wire

@BBCBreaking When people start realising he’s on the spectrum $DOWN

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@spectatorindex You wouldn’t be laughed at for thinking Trump is on the spectrum $DOWN

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It’s so mad how people haven’t actually brought up that her father was Ex-Mossad and was killed on his yacht a few months before Ghislaine met Jeffery…

Ghislaine Maxwell spoke several times at the UN, you hypocrites. She is literally part of your club.

Ekitike in these big games does fuck all icl

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Literally spot on

The version of Partey everyone has in their heads was one from 22/23. He was Injured most of 23/24 and 24/25 was an average year in which he was at fault for some of our most important losses, I.e PSG home and Away

@femooafc Yes they did, up until like the 70th minute

Look at the way the aggressively pressed us in the first half. We built up slow, but they didn’t stop pressing. Did they press us this way the second half?