Codemart

the client's server runs Suicide Linux and every typo is aliased into 𝚛𝚖 -𝚛𝚏 /

Check out the conference programme: 🔗 ebrains.eu/news-and-event…

Our Brainiacs Paula 🧠 & Teodora 🧠 are enjoying their stay in springy Nice, France 🇫🇷 as workshop speakers for the 1st @EBRAINS_eu Student Conference on Interdisciplinary Brain Research: teaching how to use @thevirtualbrain to build In Silico replicas for personalised treatment

when you ask your architect how much it will cost you to auto-scale on AWS 🤷‍♂️

Today you're hearing a lot about us, the women in the IT industry. We're glad you're listening! Since women are tuning all this code, orchestrating all this machinery and sounding the alarm when things go south. Make sure you hear us! Happy #WomensDay 2026! 🙌 🤍

👂 We hear the tokens vaporizing. #WomensDay2026

👂 We hear the backlog crunching. #WomensDay2026

👂 We hear the build groaning. #WomensDay2026

oh hell no, you can't rewrite this in Rust… last week you wanted to rewrite it in Haskell 🙅‍♂️

"…and this, my dear padawans, is how GenY developers looked when they were your age"

wait wait… you reverted all my bugfixes and now it's effing WORKING?? 🤯

pondering how to explain the client that your multi-Cloud multi-Region SaaS is sitting on AWS US-EAST-1 🙄

faking genuine interest when the front-end guy argues how <𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚗> is superior to <𝚍𝚒𝚟 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚔="𝚍𝚘𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏()">

On #WorldEpilepsyDay, EBRAINS highlights its role as a European Research Infrastructure supporting and hosting the tools used by Virtual Brain Twin (VBT) project. By enabling the creation and analysis of personalised virtual brain twins, EBRAINS provides the digital infrastructure, tools, and services needed to generate robust ground truth for epilepsy research. These models support a deeper understanding of individual brain dynamics and help bridge the gap between neuroscience research and clinical applications. This work reflects EBRAINS’ commitment to advancing brain health through open, federated, and interoperable research infrastructure that supports innovation across Europe. Interesting results of the researchers work are available here: ebrains.eu/news-and-event…

I swear this will be the last time I let the designer commit JS code 😵‍💫

coding is fun until the code starts doing what you told it to do instead of what you wanted it to do 🥲