Xenomorph

This! 💯

@SimonFlynnefc @Enezator Probably why the Mrs left him.

@Enezator Sad fucker 200 k could buy a house for that 🤦🏼‍♂️

This LEGO build cost him 200K and two marriages, but it’s one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. 😳

@our_jesse That's good money.

Smear test on Teams, anyone?

@ClassicAdvertz Never fails to make me 😄

Budweiser "Wasssup" 1999

@AdamJSchwarz God this is so fucking cringeworthy on so many levels. That a president would even bring up Pearl Harbour, with the Japanese PM sat right NEXT to him is unbelievable. I thought he had zero diplomatic skills before, but he's actually lowered the bar.

Reporter: Why didn't you notify Japan that you were going to attack Iran? Trump next to the Japanese PM: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour? You believe in surprise I think much more so than us."

@_crookedman_ @AbiolaAutos @atrupar Thought it was 'completely obliterated'.

@AbiolaAutos @atrupar What are you talking about? We destroyed their nuclear program in June 2025.

Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

@krunglemx @Peter9782543801 @Kyliescouted @MessianicMer @MoroseJerk Yes you're probably right there.

@codemon18429317 @Peter9782543801 @Kyliescouted @MessianicMer @MoroseJerk a combination of social ostracisation from peer groups and social pressure to be smart as fuck, most likely. bet the poor fucker never even had a chance to be a normal kid

I genuinely thought they meant he shit himself what the fuck is wrong with me

@krunglemx @Peter9782543801 @Kyliescouted @MessianicMer @MoroseJerk That's right. I wonder why this kid killed himself.

@Peter9782543801 @Kyliescouted @MessianicMer @MoroseJerk and high intelligence doesnt really mean anything anyway, being able to fuck with complex mathematical functions doesnt mean you know how to cook. it doesnt mean you know how to surgery. people are smart and dumb all at the same time at different subjects

Why are people completely misunderstanding the role of NATO. It's not there as a collective attack force. It's a defensive capability. The blockade on the Straits is a direct consequence of Americas war on Iran. I'm sure intelligent people understand the situation.

@Lesenistbesser @StaceyVaughn @Daractenus @TheSaurus831 Special. Don't forget special.

@StaceyVaughn @Daractenus @TheSaurus831 ... it's a "Military Operation"?? 😐😂

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

@geomedjr @exec_sum My main use of the headset now is watching Premiership football games for free. I can just about take 90 mins with it stuck on my head.

@exec_sum I mean have you tried one of these? No sane person would wear that for more than 5 mins. Not to mention lack of any meaningful content for it. 80 bees down the drain 😬

BREAKING: Meta is shutting down the Metaverse after spending $80 Billion on the project

@DiscussingFiml @flapprdotnet Sure do.

@codemon18429317 @flapprdotnet I really do..do you

He's losing his grip on power, last time he won with 99.99% of the vote.

@Saffron_Sniper1 Imagine being so brainwashed that you have to force out the tears over this.

Kim Jong Un personally apologized for receiving only 99.93% of the vote in the parliamentary election, losing 0.07% He said he is deeply hurt and will try his best next time to secure 100% votes, He also said that the 0.07% who didn’t vote for him won’t face any discrimination.

@DrClownPhD That reminds of SmashTV.

Kids today have no idea how brutal games used to be. You’d fight the same boss 100 times until your hands just knew the pattern.

Contemplating whether to clear out my Outlook inbox of 1100 emails.

@DiscussingFiml @flapprdotnet

@flapprdotnet Actually, i think its planned to give an illusion of democracy

@flapprdotnet Major swing!

@PepiTheFireAnt @Mericamemed Oh yeah. Good spot.

@Mericamemed never noticed the ass grab before,.. surely grounds for a historical sexual assault case here ;)

Better than the original 😂

@Mericamemed I laughed more than I should at this.

@TheCanaryUK It's more about whether he dislikes the question. Because he doesn't have the intellectual capability to avoid or deflect difficult questions. This is a basic skill that all adept politicians possess.

Does Trump even have the temperament to lead a country. If his small brain doesn't understand, he ignores

@scottiebateman As a kid this would have been soooo cool. Best we could do was throw our action man out of the upstairs window.

Someone has waaaaaaaay tooooo much time on their hands.