Coder Dave

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Coder Dave

Coder Dave

@coderdave

As a young lad 100 years ago, I took skool so I can type super fast. Now I make apps for companies that make MILLIONS of dollars while I earn THOUSANDS!

Orlando, FL Katılım Nisan 2009
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@MyCutsApp It was refreshing to do an app update with absolutely zero AI. Just good ol’ fashioned stack overflow, keyboard smashing, and human suffering 😉
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MyCuts
MyCuts@MyCutsApp·
Been a minute since you checked out MyCuts? 👀 A lot has changed in the past couple of months! We’ve added drag-and-drop appointment moving, Sign in with Apple and Google, a smoother online booking experience, and more. Dive into what’s new: mycutsapp.com/blog/new-in-my…
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@cassidoo That’s why my cover letters for jobs now are like: “Dear company, I would really like to work to get paid. Thanks a bunch!” Need to pass that AI Detection Software 😅
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Cassidy
Cassidy@cassidoo·
It's interesting how I used to stress over cleaning up every sentence I wrote, and now I'm like, "eh, if something is a little clunky, at least people will know it's me that wrote it instead of AI"
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@svpino iOS has blown everyone out is the water 10 years ago 🤩
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Santiago
Santiago@svpino·
Apple will blow everyone out of the water.
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@Madisonkanna You’re automatically senior when your complaint threshold reaches 85%
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Madison Kanna
Madison Kanna@Madisonkanna·
what's the biggest difference between senior engineers and junior engineers?
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@reactjs In my house we call them “semi-functional components”
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React
React@reactjs·
psst: in this house we say "function component", not "functional"
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Sabrina
Sabrina@sabrinaesaquino·
every time you think you're a good programmer remember that roller coaster 2 was programmed entirely in assembly with no bugs by only one guy
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Mr Android FHD
Mr Android FHD@android_fhd·
Left : Freedom Right : Restrictions Which one would you pick?
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Blaze Your Glory!!
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Something special coming soon
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@cassidoo For the reward challenge, you get a night with a CPAP machine
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Cassidy
Cassidy@cassidoo·
Show pitch: Survivor, but everyone has sleep apnea
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@dabit3 I ca definitely type much faster on a Mac
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nader dabit
nader dabit@dabit3·
I'll just say it: owning a mac makes me a better programmer
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@goth600 Kinda reminds me of Orlando too. Most people don’t realize
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@goth
@goth@goth600·
San Francisco, California, is beautiful this time of year. Most people don’t realize it looks this way.
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MyCuts
MyCuts@MyCutsApp·
We're extremely excited to announce that ONLINE BOOKING has finally arrived to MyCuts!!! 🥳🤩 View more details here: facebook.com/mycutsapp/post…
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
This is definitely going viral. I can’t keep up
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
If your manager looks like this, then you’re probably working at the office.
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@andrestaltz If there was ever a story that needed a tldr, this would be it
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André Staltz
André Staltz@andrestaltz·
This is an INSANE story. It keeps getting crazier, and it's so sad. Open source sustainability is not a real thing, never has been: github.com/zloirock/core-…
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@dan_abramov Ahh, MS Access, how I miss thee… there has never been an easier way to develop a UI
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Coder Dave
Coder Dave@coderdave·
@specialkays88 when my wife says to me: "Thank you for your feedback. Let's schedule a time to talk about this." - I know I'm screwed
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François Toulour
François Toulour@specialkays88·
Women really talk to you like HR when they are completely done with you. Terrible stuff lol.
TMZ@TMZ

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