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@snapwilson This is the way

Celebratory mother f'in cheese board.

@rob_belcher This is 🔥

I think this specific record is old enough to drink.

Just an average Wednesday in 2023 driving home when Flaming June by @bt comes on the radio during a great mix on @c895radio …. Incredible stuff! (Oh and look what happened to already be sitting on the tt at home)

@Cake_Tease Yes pleeez

@snapwilson Mint this tweet as an NFT to recoup your investment! What can go wrong!

I could have given her five twenties, watched her light each of them on fire, and it wouldn't have been this traumatic. The only thing she could have done worse was use the money to buy NFTs.

My wife asked for $100 in advance for her birthday that she could spend on Genshin, proceeded to gamble it all in order to get some new character, didn't get the character, and now I need to go and find my soul, which has fled my body in horror.

@elcanadiano This: barefootcontessa.com/recipes/summer…

What do people do with Capellini/Angel Hair Pasta?

@elcanadiano @CherryStBBQ Now I want to know, does that also imply there’s an illicit BBQ joint in your area that you’re *not* patronizing?

Leftovers from last night's BBQ order. It is always important to me to support your local business, but moreso one that actually has a business license and doesn't flout rules to keep us safe, let alone attracting the conspiracy theorists of our area.

@laura I’m there even if (especially if) it’s just 90 minutes of @Lesdoggg commentating over MSNBC

Space Needle flies the Pride flag at half-staff for Orlando kng5.tv/OrlandoShooting

@uberjan You rock w/ your Prague time. And given that you swam through the mud one week prior, you can learn to swim for real for the 70.3!

@uberjan @PMSLammy It's on! We're registered too!

Great UI: Google mobile search for flight status

Great UI: Google mobile search for flight status.

@PMSLammy @goosechecka Suggestion for BBC website: enter height, weight, AND sex. Then I could be like a *male* handball player instead ;)

Hybrid is now available for XBLA! There's a free trial too, so check it out. marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Product/…

@PMSLammy I am hoping so!

@rob_belcher I'd like to combine the grammar test pulse.me/s/bsGAe with mandatory programming lessons business.time.com/2012/06/08/cod…

@uberjan what camera are you sporting for your food photography?

@snapwilson @pmslammy @serikak I don't think that will be an issue, because when are you *not* fresh? As in Bel-Air, Prince of; not scented.

@uberjan could be that you need different shoes! But aside from that, concentrate on leading with your hips.

@uberjan BTW, I love the new longboard!