Coffee Corey

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Coffee Corey

@coffee_corey

Their heads aren’t on straight The golden temple rules My tweets are my own. At least I would hope so. Now that I think of it, my tweets are not my own. Ps. 51

Minneapolis, MN Katılım Ekim 2010

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·3 Eki

At Bunkers w the absolute stank of years unwashed hockey gear, celebrating, celebrating, celebrating. I should hop up on this bar, on knee where the cap is barely hovering above the wood top, glide and fist pump forward two, three times, rise up and yell “let’s fucking go”

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·2d

"It's OK I can anchor" Good night and GGs

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·3d

Had dream. Was buying stuff from counter strike 2 market place. Not good. Not good. Shame. You watch me sleep next time? Thanks. Human sleep. Human dumb.

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·3d

based. Freeloaders: 162 Generous government: 0 ICE: -162 The season is under review.

Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz

Happy Opening Day, Minnesota! 162-0.

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·4d

@johnkriesel Time to start an action plan. When will I 9/9/9? What’s the best time of day for a 9/9/9? What deals are the Pohlad’s running for 9/9/9 cost efficiency? Who do I want to watch start when I 9/9/9?

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John Kriesel@johnkriesel·4d

But only a week or two of meaningful baseball for our Minnesota Twins.

Jeff Passan@JeffPassan

Opening Day is the best day. Because it means seven straight months of real, meaningful baseball. And that's something for everyone to celebrate.

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·4d

Good morning, gamers.

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NBA@NBA·4d

A HISTORIC COMEBACK FOR THE WOLVES ‼️ After trailing 108-95 with 3:01 left in OT, Minnesota went on a 15-0 run to win 110-108. The 13-point OT comeback is the largest in the PxP era (1997-98) 🤯

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·21 Mar

Gas hit $4.00 in 2008, that’s $6.00/gal in today’s dollars. Once we hit $6.00 it’ll be nice to know “we’ve been here before”. Anyways - war is hell and why did we start a new one? I encourage the patriots cheering this on to sign up at your local army recruiting station.

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·20 Mar

@vikeor @CS2News_EN That would be pretty sweet

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Alex G@vikeor·19 Mar

@CS2News_EN Next update gonna be manually pressing all the numbers to plant the bomb

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CS2 NEWS@CS2News_EN·19 Mar

‼️ New total ammo count for CS2 guns after the new update: ▪️ M4A4 - 150 (was 120) ▪️ M4A1-S - 80 (was 100) ▪️ AWP - 15 (was 35) ▪️ R8 Revolver - 24 (was 16) ▪️ Desert Eagle - 28 (was 42) ▪️ Five-SeveN - 60 (was 120) ▪️ Glock - 80 (was 140) ▪️ CZ-75 - 36 (was 24) ▪️ Galil - 175 (was 125) ▪️ SSG-08 - 30 (was 100) ▪️ MP9 - 90 (was 150)

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·19 Mar

Well I guess I’ll go read a book.

Wisconsin Basketball@BadgerMBB

Final: High Point 83, UW 82

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The Players’ Tribune@PlayersTribune·18 Mar

Hey y’all, A.J. Green here. This is for Rondale. ❤️ theplayerstribune.com/aj-green-nfl-f…

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·18 Mar

Reminds me of a smart guy who once questioned “Why do I enjoy doing tasks in Among Us instead of real tasks ?”

Indie Game Joe@IndieGameJoe

Two indie devs made a game where you run your own video store in the early 90s. It’s currently the #5 top-selling game on Steam. - Rent out VHS tapes & manage customers - Charge Late & Broken Fees - Upgrade & customise your store It’s called Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·18 Mar

@AaronGleeman Morning nap time

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Aaron Gleeman@AaronGleeman·17 Mar

Three years ago, we drove hours for a kitten because his adoption site photo was so cute. I was unaware of orange cats' reputation for chaos. I've since learned, starting that day when he pooped on me in the car. Charlie Chonka. Now every day we say, "You're lucky you're cute."

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·18 Mar

“ Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?” -Gimli

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Minnesota Twins@Twins·17 Mar

BUCK X FABER Buck has arrived representing Minnesota's own, gold medalist and @mnwild star - Brock Faber!

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·18 Mar

“If anyone cause sorrow upon others in the morning, somehow evil or sorrow will come to the person in the evening.” -Thirukural

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·18 Mar

“A very good man who usually doesn’t hurt anyone, by some means, out of anger, if he does any evil or hurt someone, it will afterwards give irreversible sorrow or sadness.”

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·14 Mar

@StatsOnFire Had no idea they didn’t tax income in Washington. How New Hampshire of them.

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Rob “Stats” Guerrera@StatsOnFire·14 Mar

Awww boo hoo

Sami ON Tap@SamiOnTap

I think a lot of fans think these things are “no big deal” but it clearly is. 9.9% tax on millionaires, can make a Seahawks free agent reconsider where to play. Giving up $100,000 per $1 M you make is a big deal. I’m glad John Schneider said it.

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Coffee Corey@coffee_corey·13 Mar

The American dream is picking up Starbucks for your gal while chugging home brewed coffee

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