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NEWS: Two U.S. Navy destroyers were forced to turn back while attempting to transit the Strait of Hormuz after Iran’s Revolutionary Guard threatened them and launched a drone toward the ships, per Bloomberg citing a regional intelligence official. This directly contradicts CENTCOM's story and reports pushed by some American media outlets citing U.S. officials.

Let me get this straight. A close personal friend of the president allegedly contacted a senior ICE official to have the mother of his child detained and deported during a private custody battle.  She was ultimately detained and deported.  The Department of Homeland Security denies the two events are connected. You can decide what you believe. But here is what is not in dispute. A man with direct access to the White House called a senior immigration official about his ex-girlfriend at the exact moment it would benefit him in a custody dispute. That official then called ICE’s Miami field office to make sure she was picked up before she was released from jail, emphasizing that the case mattered to someone close to the White House. This is the real face of the immigration crackdown. Not dangerous criminals. Not threats to public safety. A mother caught in a custody dispute, deported because her ex knows Trump. people.com/paolo-zampolli…

Look at Francesca’s tree blooming so much so freaking beautiful just like her!

Pro-tip for the Swalwell campaign staff now maligning the women accusing their boss of sexual misconduct: it's not worth it. There will be other campaigns and other candidates but there will never be another time that you won't regret behaving this way towards survivors.

Elon Musk didn’t go to the moon. Jeff Bezos didn’t go to the moon. NASA went to the moon.

Melania went out of her way to distance herself from Epstein in her statement on Thursday, and seemingly even her own husband. Another shoe is about to drop. Watch the full episode of The Breakdown: bit.ly/4vFE8NF

Trump saying that Iran has “no cards” is laughable - the world is hurting from their control of the Strait of Hormuz. Seems like a pretty powerful card! Inflation is up and fuel is up over 40% in just a month. Our negotiating team is anchored by real estate developers, one of whom didn’t understand what Iran was even offering to begin with. And Iran and Russia have been getting the sanctions relief they wanted. Can’t argue this is all going to plan.

Kanninen: "I wish Republicans would do the same thing with Tony Gonzales. Just 5 days ago there was a story in Texas about texts he was sending another staffer after a previous one killed herself. There's not been calls for Gonzales to resign. Anybody, Republican or Democrats, with this kind of serious charge, should focus on their families and not politics."

IT’S A MAGA CIVIL WAR.

A reminder for all the pearl clutching Republicans who’ve suddenly decided that sexual misconduct is a red line… Long before he was found liable of sexual abuse (which he was), your guy bragged openly about grabbing women by the pussy. And you made him president. Twice.

🎵 Meet the new MAGA, same as the old MAGA 🎵 Racist as fuck, brainwashed, dumb as shit, and fine with the fact that their cult leader is a fascist, a traitor, a liar, a racist, a rapist, a thief, a convicted felon, a fucking moron, a mass murderer, and a child-raping pedophile.

BREAKING: “Careful with me, b*tch... I'll expose EVERYTHING!” Melania’s Epstein scandal BLOWS UP as Brazilian model trafficked by Epstein, Amanda Ungaro, threatens to destroy Melania's life by exposing the truth. Amanda Ungaro unleashed a wave of public threats at Melania Trump just hours before Melania made a sudden White House statement denying any Epstein connection. The timing has thrown everything into chaos. Ungaro says she was brought to the United States at 17 on Epstein’s plane by Jean-Luc Brunel. She later became part of the same elite modeling circles as Melania, both represented by Paolo Zampolli, the man who introduced Melania to Donald Trump. Now she is going public. Ungaro wrote: I have nothing left to lose in my life. I will tear down the entire system be careful with me b***h. She followed with: I will tear down your corrupt system even if it is the last thing I do in my life. I will go all the way I am not afraid. Maybe you should be afraid of what I know of who you are and who your husband is. She also said: I have known you for 20 years. You knew I was detained in ICE. Ungaro’s deportation came after Zampolli contacted a top ICE official during a custody battle, according to reporting. The government claimed her visa had expired, calling political interference claims false. Melania insists she never knew Epstein, never flew on his plane, never visited his island. But photos and emails reveal otherwise. DAMN. Ungaro needs to be kept safe, and fully empowered to take down the Epstein class, starting with the people at the top -- Donald & Melania. Via~~U.S. Democratic Socialists

@thedaywar90 @sosagittarian trump just said Melania was from Austria!!!! Roflmao!!!

Dear MAGAs: I want to apologize to you. I underestimated you. I honestly didn’t know how fucking stupid you really are.

It's bonkers that NOBODY was even talking about Melania, but she staged a whole press conference to refute Epstein accusations that nobody was making. She should just testify under oath. And stop putting the burden on survivors.

Can we talk about how Donald Trump says he’s “heading to Virginia” today when he already got there last night for his MAGA Inc. fundraiser? Does he not know where he is anymore?

This is America first. Zohran Mamdani helping sanitation workers cleanup trash in his community. Meanwhile Trump plays golf.

@allymutnick @PunchbowlNews He voted to convict Trump because he used to have principles. He then sold them out and voted for a crank in RFK Jr in hopes Trump would be good to him in exchange. Happy to see it blow up in his fucking face.

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