coglet @coglet.bsky.social 💙🇪🇺☮️

@implausibleblog Is this anti Islam, anti Jewish, anti American or just opinionated nonsense.

RFK Jr, "Two studies show that children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism" President Trump, "There's a tremendous amount of proof or evidence, I would say, as a non-doctor I've studied this a long time"

@CountBinface I am sure you have carefully considered your policies, but might I suggest a variation: Tony Blair to be banned.

Tony Blair to be banned from intervening in politics until he can obtain a new UN Security Council resolution. #VoteBinface #Makerfield

@Parody_PM @StuartForrest6 You’re doing a great job for your bank balance, Nige! How can people expect you to a be self serving grifter and do MP stuff at the same time! You should be left in peace to count your millions.

Some notes on my work ethic: -I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks. -I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security. -I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort. -when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs. -although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation. -I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings. -but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension. Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

@HenryV72248 @Iromg The country now seems to be overrun by left handed people. How sinister. 😀

@Iromg Hang on Mike, i thought it was the country was being overrun with Muslims, now your saying that there aren’t enough? Fuck me, being a right wing reactionary is hard work!

Less than 5% of people in Portsmouth are Muslim. 10% of the population are left handed. Is there a message for them? Absolute plank…

@Creamofthe1960s @Iromg Yes, it’s very important that Concrete Mike takes the truth.

@Iromg They won't stop you from taking the truth, Mike.

Did you know that Donald Trump's son just married the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant? Well now you do.

Uma das coisas mais perturbadoras sobre os estupros no caso da Flotilha é que os sobreviventes estão tendo que tomar, por 28 dias, medicamentos para prevenir uma possível infecção pelo HIV em razão da violência praticada pelos soldados. As mulheres, além disso, tiveram que tomar pílulas do dia seguinte e torcer para que fossem efetivas. Isso mostra que a violência de Israel não termina quando os sequestrados são libertados. Ela continua no corpo, no medo, na espera por exames, nos efeitos colaterais dos medicamentos, na angústia de quem ainda precisa lidar com as consequências de uma agressão cometida sob custódia de um Estado. A libertação não apaga a tortura. Não apaga a violência sexual. Não apaga o trauma produzido por um sequestro ilegal e por práticas que deveriam ser tratadas como crimes internacionais. As violências de Israel continuam acontecendo e produzindo efeitos físicos, psicológicos, políticos e humanos muito depois do fim do sequestro.

@petewass @carolvorders @CrewkerneGaz There we are then. Ta, ta, bot.

@coglet @carolvorders @CrewkerneGaz Keep up, this is about vorderman.

Carol Vorderman has a blocked toilet and calls for a plumber to come and unblock it. The plumber is Reform UK’s Robert Kenyon who quickly identifies the cause of the issue, but it’s no easy task. {satire}

@mrmikeMTL Beer.

Those who cut out soda completely, what did you switch to?

@TheRealJamieKay The Big Smoke!

Guess where I am?

BINFACE 2026

@floboflo @MartinDochert12 And Boris Johnson.

Including Nigel Farage’s first 2 wives and current girlfriend and Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman’s partners.

@CountBinface @garygilligan The BBC website has omitted you on the list of candidates, but it has got TOMRLP!

It’s on.

“My name is Amos Goldberg. I am an Israeli Professor of Holocaust Studies. For nearly 30 years I have researched and taught the Holocaust, genocide and state violence. And I want to tell whoever is willing to listen that what’s happening now in Gaza is a genocide. A year ago when October 7th happened, like all Israelis I was in shock. It was a war crime and a crime against humanity. 1200 people - more than 800 of them civilians - were killed in one day. Children and the elderly were among those taken hostage. Communities were destroyed. It was outrageous, traumatizing, personal. Like most Israelis, I know people who were killed, who lost loved ones or whose loved ones were taken hostage. But immediately afterwards came Israel’s response and within weeks thousands of civilians were killed in Gaza. It took me some time to digest what was unfolding before my eyes. It was agonizing to confront that reality. I was reluctant to call it a genocide. But if you read Raphael Lemkin – the Jewish-Polish legal scholar who coined the term ‘genocide’ and was the major driving force behind the 1948 United Nations Genocide Convention – what is happening in Gaza now is exactly what he had in mind when he spoke about genocide. It does not need to look like the Holocaust to be a genocide. Each genocide looks different and not all involve killing of millions or the entire group. The United Nations Genocide Convention explicitly asserts that genocide is the act of deliberately destroying a group in whole or in part. Those are the words. But there does need to be a clear intent. And indeed, there are clear indications of intent to destroy Gaza: Israel’s leaders - including the prime minister and the minister of defence - and many high-ranking military officers, media personalities, rabbis, as well as ordinary soldiers were very open about what they wanted to achieve. There were countless documented incitements to turn the whole of Gaza into rubble and claims that there are no innocent people living there. A radical atmosphere of dehumanization of the Palestinians prevails in Israeli society to an extent that I can’t remember in my 58 years of living here. Now that vision has been enacted. Tens of thousands of innocent children, women and men have been killed. Over a hundred thousand were wounded. There is a near total destruction of infrastructure, intentional starvation and blocking of humanitarian aid. There are mass graves and reliable testimony of summary executions. Children that were shot by snipers. All the universities and almost all hospitals are gone. Almost all the population is displaced. There have been numerous bombings of civilians in so-called ‘safe zones’. Gaza does not exist anymore. It is completely destroyed. Thus, the outcome fits perfectly with the stated intentions of Israel’s leadership. Lemkin - that scholar who coined the term ‘genocide’ - described two phases of a genocide. The first is the destruction of the annihilated group and the second is what he called ‘imposition of the national pattern’ of the perpetrator. We are now witnessing the second phase as Israel prepares ethnically cleansed areas for Israeli settlements. And therefore, I have come to the conclusion that this is exactly what a genocide looks like. We don’t teach about genocides in order to realize it retrospectively. We teach about it in order to prevent it and to stop it. But like in every other case of genocide in history right now we have mass denial. Both here in Israel and around the world. But reality cannot be denied. So yes, it is a genocide. And once you come to this conclusion you cannot remain silent.” - Statement to Led By Donkeys, December 2024 - Photo: Parliament Square, London, 8.40am, 4th December 2024

@mariana057 It’s not unusual.

Me: I'm having a really good day except for newpussycat Friend: What's newpussycat? Me: WHOA A WHOA WHOA OOOH

@TheRealJamieKay A

A or B?

@SpeaksBritannia @domjoly @CrewkerneGaz @carolvorders I’ve noticed that Dom Joly’s humour appeals only to intelligent and compassionate people.

@domjoly @CrewkerneGaz @carolvorders Oh, here he is, Dom Joly, the least funny “comedian” I’ve seen!

@sophiewilliam_ Nigel says, ‘If you vote for me, I’ll be able to buy even more houses!’

Reform will take your family out of poverty Vote Reform.

@sophiewilliam_ Reform will take your family out of poverty and put them into destitution. I don’t mind Reform voters getting shafted by their policies, but, just like Brexit, when it affects everyone else, that’s not a good thing.