chick chirpingham

23 year-old steps in dog poop- Asked to leave his shoes outside

I feel not so good

this fucks

this sounding got me feelin line urethra franklin

mythbusters episode where they kickflip a toyota tercel (easily)

people dont like to say it but monty mole hits dingers

she toyin with me like im from dressrosa #onepiecehumor #funny #laughs

no its not fraud im smurfing in my tax bracket

this is so sick

update im on chapter 700 this shit is goated i know im skimming too fast though

im a minion on the dance floor with the way i groove

In the electronics section at Target, a lady asked me if the chihuahuas from Beverly Hills Chihuahua 1 were the same as in part 2. I said I didn't know and she walked away. Later, her daughter(?) asked me the same question, and the lady says "don't ask him, he's a fucking idiot"

oh you think im a fed? youre damn right im fed .. breafast lunch and dinner

taste like fuckin shit @Elfbar

i am now reading one piece

everyones obsessed with wrecking balls but i want a building ball or a healing ball maybe

girl i have over: wow your room is so clean i bet your closet is beautifully organized me: dont open that please umm theres nothing in there lol my goblin necromancer prepping his spell:

listening to my new record player while my roommate scrolls through instagram reels of machinegun fire and vine boom sounds at full volume

I think too much man I need to do whipits or something idk