Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard
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Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard
@cointelprostate
Local cryptid
Katılım November 2016
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Just because I refer to my penis as “my dink” doesn’t mean I won’t take it out in this public library
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@river_is_nice @ecotwink And what do we have now? Nicky Glaser? It’s only going to get worse
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They’d never get away with this shit if Joan Rivers were still alive
Scene Orbit 🏳️🌈🎬@SceneOrbit
Jonathan Van Ness in the gown. Husband Mark Peacock in the suit. Both winning ✨
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Whatever dude I’m going home I can tell you’re on Flonase right now
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*fishing for compliments* sometimes i wonder if I really have what it takes to become an elite-level public masturbator
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My penis would not hold up to aggressive interrogation techniques
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r/huffing taught me that it’s ok to be yourself
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Listening to Young Thung and crying and getting real emo
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@emo_garfield420 There’s another type of brother?
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It took a lot of bath salts for me to be this chill and laid back
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Asking my therapist if we can try for a baby
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@grahamyishere Or enough blur. You need the Callista Gingrich treatment
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@UnderwaterMoose So what you’re saying is that you’re a young Lena Dunham
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Walt Jr. was smoking off-brand Chinese carts and that’s why he’s like that
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Sorry I only follow you all the way home because our turn signals synced up at that red light and I interpreted it as a sign
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Running at women full speed to warn them about climate change
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@BussyDynamite Yea of course. How long do you need? 45 minutes?
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Having a decent day only to get hit with the ideations the second I get home
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@BussyDynamite So you’re saying you *don’t* want to go to Shenanigans?
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