Moose

I’ve just been informed that moose are an invasive species to Brooklyn

@pillbottler I can’t believe they really put it under a bridge

SARA LANDRY.

@cointelprostate Recreating the hit HBO original series “Girls” but it’s about two hetero-normative bisexuals sharing an apartment together in Brooklyn

@UnderwaterMoose So what you’re saying is that you’re a young Lena Dunham

Being a single guy in your early 30s in NYC is the same canonical experience of being a single 22 year old girl in NYC

@somewheresy Hiring her for @_djpn as exposure therapy

thank you Philosophy Memes

Fellas, if you are jealous of your girls big juicy butt and want one for yourself, I highly recommend incorporating some “good girls” into your quad/glute days

@cultured_chud skill issue

@UnderwaterMoose False

@TheOmniZaddy @1sagas1 @LinkofSunshine Can’t believe I gave up my apprenticeship slot all I got was this lousy college degree

@UnderwaterMoose @1sagas1 @LinkofSunshine It’s more difficult to get into than one may think, the unions act like guilds and limit apprenticeship and other pipelines, due to scarcity of building, due to…regulation

NYC ran an experiment: a separate minimum wage for construction workers on buildings above 99 units ($72.50 an hour) As a result, almost all construction has been scaled back to 99 units, and we’ve built significantly less housing

@1sagas1 @LinkofSunshine Unions keep pay competitive even amongst the private sector. This pay rate has been known for decades now but people still choose to not go into the trade

@LinkofSunshine $150k/yr minimum wage for construction workers? What the fuck?

Absol is canonically Mexican

Bought some knockoff pokemon cards at my local bodega, and they fused Charizard and Ash Ketchum together

Bump maps are just slut trackers (it’s me I’m the slut)

@fidifitnessgal Fear of death is needed to lift heavier and train harder

Horrifying the more I wouldn’t do

@ThinkingBone NAC + electrolytes

knowing i am going to be hungover feels very tragic

My favorite part about this city is how it destroys the people who live here. Every 3-4 months NYC pushes its residents to the brink of insanity.

@ThinkingBone drunk left my vape at home, bought a 2nd one

drunk bought vape for first time since 2019ish?

@occult_sandwich you know what they say about meese

@UnderwaterMoose For a sec thought you were packing that HAMMER 🫣

I’ve just been informed that moose are an invasive species to Brooklyn

First date tonight in Bushwick. I thought it went well until she sent me home with this

@a_musingcat @ChineseLLM are you looking for a sub agent for your harness

i am considering selling myself to China in a sort of indentured servitude kind of arrangement

@luxebarbie_ 🫦

@UnderwaterMoose Scared