coin☆witch

i saw your post today and bought a one way ticket to Lovingyouville

Treatler did nothing wrong.. me, to myself when I send the food slave to bring me snackies

@NewAtlantisSun the forbidden corn🥹🤤

If you want to be economically isolated from political turmoil in the middle east, a wizard told me about this magic rock that boils water basically indefinitely if you put a bunch in a pile

@g0dsf4v0r1t3 yes please

made some german food for dinner because i’d rather be speaking german

@jenkforum You are no true milady

You should learn what milady stands for and accept everyone has been right in criticizing you.

@iamwosp fail

@coinwitch Clearly written by an agent

whats some good human activities for someone just getting into being human?

@0xJirachi remilio

we’re rebuilding a proper fucking country 4 good men came and manhandled the future of manufacturing into my garage with me because they didn’t want to see me spend on equipment rental id never even met 3 of them WE’RE REBUILDING A PROPER COUNTRY

@TheoryMama thabk you this is delightful *squosh*

@coinwitch squishing stuff... my kids all enjoyed that when they were just getting into being human

@apelikemonk @ryanberckmans thank you monky

@coinwitch @ryanberckmans 33 iq is not mid

"Ethereum's new mandate means that eth/Vitalik are giving up on growth and huge impact" is a mid take on a major inflection. David is dead wrong on this. Left/right curve takes are the same here: Ethereum is going for civilizational victory. Join us

@blorfo312 ablablablawaawawawayeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@coinwitch diet coke

@SlenderWombat who is snooze

@coinwitch hitting snooze

@g0dsf4v0r1t3 hot dog!!!

@coinwitch walk around costco spend $400 on 6 items and then have a $1.50 hot dog as a reward

@r3serpine this hurst!!!

@coinwitch pick up something heavy and then put it down again, repeatedly

@Eldritch_Schizo that sound kind of advanced🥹

Develop full blast dissociative identity disorder and meet fun, eccentric imaginary friends who tell you to flay strangers alive. Then, begin a dismemberment spree on the homeless population in your local city before being committed to a state hospital. It's there you realize that the imaginary friends are real. They're fucking real. They're ancient nephelim serving lucifer, and you are trapped in the loony bin while they slowly devour your soul, savoring your terror.

@MIC_btc @felix314159_ thank you i am sharpening a big stick

@coinwitch @felix314159_ any large furry herbivorous creature will do

@scupytrooples milady

build a better future free from corporate capture and technofascism we can do it, join me in the mission to create better structures and reject cynicism, defeatism, and doomerism

@uncledoomer x.com/xenocosmograph…

“marine, whats that button on your armor?” “it says 'plan truster' sir” “and what have you got written on your helmet?” "’born to panic’, sir.” “‘born to panic’ and 'plan truster'? is that some kind of joke?” “i was trying to say something about the duality of plans, sir”

@DGMD22 @lex_node real

More time I spend here the bigger Ethereum bull I become. I truly feel like it will be the defacto ‘internet money’ for the world. I think it checks boxes that Bitcoin is technically incapable of doing while maintaining a similar level of neutrality and decentralization that can never be replicated again by another L1.

@NickNemo17 sounds chill

TLDR: I am a recovering alcoholic with no fund, no credentials, and no lobbyist. I rebuilt myself from nothing. Then I broke into finance with no degree, no pedigree, and no permission. I parsed SEC filings for a $31.5 billion private credit fund called Cliffwater. Not because anyone asked me to. Because nobody else would. The filings are public, but they are buried in footnotes that are not indexed, not searchable, and not structured for analysis. I have been told by fund managers that nobody even attempts this. Billions of dollars in pension capital, and the people who manage money for a living do not bother to read the filings. So I read them. Every loan. Every amendment. Every semi-annual PIK disclosure. 2,330 positions. I hand-researched fifty. I found 189 loans where borrowers are paying interest with more debt instead of cash. I found over 50 loans that are not generating enough cash to service their debt at all — carried at par on the books of a fund that has never reported a losing month in 41 months. The fund's Sharpe ratio is 3.75. Bernie Madoff — who was fabricating returns and could pick any number he wanted — ran a 3.5. He got caught because the numbers were too smooth by Markopolos. The greatest quant fund in history, Renaissance Technologies, runs a five or six. Cliffwater is claiming risk-adjusted returns that would be impossible even if you insider-traded with perfect information every single time, because the volatility of the underlying markets would still prevent it. Nobody asked questions. Bloomberg confirmed 14% redemptions 48 hours after I published. S&P cut the fund's outlook to negative this week. Cash on hand fell 76% in six months. This is not an isolated fund. This is the structure. $9.4 trillion in private equity. $3.5 trillion in private credit. They all pay their own valuation agents. The valuation agents decide what the funds are worth. No valuation agent has ever been fired for saying the number was too high. The marks produce the NAV. The NAV produces the fees. The fees come from pensions. The pensions come from firefighters and teachers and nurses in Oregon and California and Illinois who will never read a private placement memorandum in their lives. Wall Street ran out of rich people. The endowments were full. The sovereign wealth funds were tapped. So they went downstream — to 401(k)s, to retirement accounts, to interval funds sold to people who have no idea what they own. 1. Direct the SEC and FSOC to examine Level 3 fair value practices across interval funds and BDCs. 2. Require that valuation agents be independent of the funds they mark. 3. State publicly that the current self-marking regime creates systemic risk. 4. Mandate position-level mark disclosure for every fund that accepts pension capital. There are two ways this ends. It breaks all at once like 2008 and we fix it. Or it rots slowly like Japan: one fund blows up, six weeks of quiet, another one, and nobody connects it for a decade while a generation of retirees gets destroyed. I am not asking anyone to take my word for it. I am asking them to read the filings. If you know someone in the administration, a regulator, or anyone on a legislative committee, please send this to them. One person learned this from a one-bedroom apartment. Your government can too. The will is what is missing.

If you build something valuable on Tempo they WILL fork and deplatform you. Don’t believe me? Ask anyone who built something valuable on Facebook or Twitter back when they were “open” $ETH can’t deplatform you. Even if they tried

@sol_plunder @hassundotX yeag :)

@hassundotX The purpose of this is to create a complete panopticon. The only solution here is to fully exit from any states that require this, and to pull out of any technological systems which comply with these requirements. And, ultimately, to destroy the humans who are pushing this.

How digital identity verification should be done, but with certificates to ensure the data is not set arbitrarily. They do not NEED all your private info from a driving license/passport and the gov won't protect you from its abuse