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@jurassicpad If "arsewank" is so far away from the correct answer then it won't be allowed and will go down as a "pass". If, for example the answer is "arsecrank" you may get away with it; although I can't think what the question would be 🤣

#johnhumphrys on #mastermind penalised one of these competitiors for an answer pluralising the wrong word (Lily of the Fields instead of Lilies of the Field) but allowed another which omitted a whole word... (5 minutes matter instead of 5 minutes THAT matter). Can't think why 🤔

@Covididiot1 He didn't even get the word wrong. He just said "lily" rather than "lilies". Totally unfair.

Black guy gets a word wrong, point not given, white lady misses a word out & gets the point given 🤔🤷‍♀️ #mastermind

The first contestant says "lily" instead of "lilies" and doesn't get the point. The fourth contestant leaves out a whole word "the" and is given the point. Why? #mastermind

@DrGavMorrison Gregory is the least racist person he knows.

On Gregory Campbell's comments - Breaking News: Racist member of racist party is a racist.

#trump Did you give Hilary day release from prison to attend the inauguration? Oh, that's right you failed to 'lock her up' 🤣

@pmohagan2 🤣

'The Beatles were a world famous band from Liverpool achieving many number one hits around the world and having successful solo careers after they split in 1970. What is a female deer callled? #Mastermind

There is no need whatsoever for the questions to be so long. #mastermind

@davidschneider Yes, and Grant Chapps stood on live tv yesterday and said that there were only a few lorries on the concrete at Manston. Blatant liar.

Heading in to do the final #Christmas messages and spreading the gospel of @ClydeFC as I go. Thanks to @MartinBroon for the mask. There’s only two of this kind and they belong to the membership of @the_antrim #clydefc #bullywee #CovidChristmas #WearAMask

@BBCNews Can someone tell the BBC that NI is part of the UK. The travel issue is between NI and GB not NI and UK. CHANGE THE SCROLL BAR HEADLINE!!!!

I mean, wtf. Jamie is a pain in the arse and all he does is jump about in every dance. #strictly

The performers would have been better tested to see if they could actually sing. #strictly

Oh this is dire. The singing is hopeless. #strictly

@ketheesh_waran @DPWIMM @realDonaldTrump 🤣🤣🤣🤣

For purposes of National Security, Section 230 must be immediately terminated!!!

@maliklendell "Zed"

@realDonaldTrump If so important why has it take four years for you to arrive at the conclusion you have?

@TheRealHEELJODY Well, it is spread by people so I guess you have spread it throughout the country.

They Took Easter They Took 4th of July They are Taking Thanksgiving They are Taking Christmas They Canceled Church And are now holding the American People fully accountable for Transmitting the #Coronavirus If this isn't the Devils work then tell me what is. #TRUMP2020 #maga

@lregey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣