(Broon)🧔🏻😎🔴🏐⚫️ Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👆🫡

Scott signing off the season in style 🫡

@CliveWardauthor The standard shout from over there 👉 somewhere was :- “Stop makin like a fekin tourist !” 📸

@CliveWardauthor Bean counter👇👆✌️must’ve been on leave 🤔 😂😂😂😂😂

Something missing!!?

@bbcalba It did’ny go in because of the great recovery play by Oor defence. Bodies on the line👊👍 🔴🏐⚫️🫡

🤯 Ciamar nach deach sin a-staigh?! 🤯 How did that not go in?! Clyde get themselves out of jail after slack play at the back. ⤵️

"8 years of fasting experience in 60 seconds."

IS IT EASE SPRINGS YET… STOP F*****G WHINGING, YOU SIGNED UP FOR IT, I HEAR THEM SAY. BUT WE DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. Cartilages f**ked, worn joints, constant pain running through your knees, ankles, shoulders and back… Thanks for that. Health and safety in the workplace? Do me a favour. Did we get rewarded for all the bullshit? Of course, we didn’t. All we have are our memories. Memories of when we had a waistline, when we didn’t need to clip nostrils, ears, shoulder blades and neck, not having to hedge trim every bloody orifice. But wait, let’s be positive. It's the autumn of my youth, getting old does have its advantages. For instance, I no longer care if a woman is good looking or not, as I can't see them anymore. I look forward to bursting the kids’ footballs from next door, after they fly over the garden fence and destroy my f**king tomatoes. I can still knock one out like I did when I was twelve though, but really do need to watch my back. I’m on my third and final written warning or it will be dismissal for inappropriate behaviour in the workplace. ‘F**king Civvy grasses. Yes, we might be dinosaurs of the finest order, fought the Romans and washed in carbolic soap, with belt lines a couple of inches below our man boobs, and balls longer than our dicks, but we can still fight anyone you know… as long as we get a good sit down and a brew afterwards! Please share to your friends ENDEX 3 a must read for all Military… clivewardauthor.com UK Kindle or paperback amazon.co.uk/Endex-3-Clive-…

And read the story of Shawfield, home of the ‘Bully Wee’, or Clyde as we know them, here readtheleague.com/the-big-featur…

The Smiling Knife: The Myth of the Labour Saviour and the Great Industrial Clearances of Scotland To the generation of Scots born into the era of the "service economy," the story of Scotland’s industrial death is a comforting lie. The truth is far more sinister. #Scotland

The reason my brother Joe doesn’t come online with me as much as he used to is because of vile individuals with horrible insults!! So he’s been talking a backseat but he’s doing good and always here with a smile 💙💙

7.62 Means Never Having to Say Sorry T-Shirt Crossed Rifles Military Humour Tee militaryhumorstores.com/collections/mi… Make a bold statement with this military humour T-shirt featuring crossed rifles and the slogan: “7.62 Means Never Having to Say Sorry.” A cheeky nod to classic military firepower, this design is perfect for veterans, ex-forces personnel, shooting enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a bit of dark military humour. Whether worn casually or at veteran meetups, it’s guaranteed to raise a few smiles.

I have no concealed sausages, nor any additional bangers, snags or snorkers in my possession, Sir…….. @dave_plane @eggsinasquare @hellbunnt @SimonLock74 @ShashlikNo1 #onesausageonly

Ever wondered what goes into the iconic ceremonial look of the British Army?💂‍♂️ 👀The Company Sergeant Major of Balaklava Company breaks down the intricate uniform worn by the King's Guard on parade

Happy birthday to Game of Thrones actor Rory McCann who was born on this day in 1969 in Glasgow. His most famous role was the scarred, hard-man Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane... and if you go way back, the porridge oats man!

She could sense right away that they weren’t a threat and they were there to help her.

God bless this man! What an achievement for him and raising money for veterans 🇬🇧 if anyone wants to donate the page is still open 👏

𝗛𝗶𝘁 𝗲𝗺 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗶𝘁! ⚽💥 A Clyde collab for the playoffs, with our newest sponsor ABTEQ 🙌🇾🇪 The ABTEQ branded away top is available to order NOW ⬇️ shop.clydefc.co.uk/replica-kit/52…

This is one of the best short films I've seen in years. Very soon, we'll stop calling it "AI film" and just call it film.

“To all those of you, struggling with your own demons…” Martin Lewis’ acceptance speech as he received the Special Award on 10 May at this year's BAFTA TV awards.