Colander 🩵

Coping with The Grand Tour ending by ignoring it and instead binging a shit ton of early Top Gear. We had it far too good in the 2000s and didn’t know it 🥲 #TheGrandTour #TopGear

Chuck Norris, the martial arts champion who became an iconic action star and led the hit series “Walker, Texas Ranger,” has died. He was 86. Norris was hospitalized in Hawaii on Thursday, and his family posted a statement saying he had died Friday morning: It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace. To the world, he was a martial artist, actor, and a symbol of strength. To us, he was a devoted husband, a loving father and grandfather, an incredible brother, and the heart of our family. He lived his life with faith, purpose, and an unwavering commitment to the people he loved. Through his work, discipline, and kindness, he inspired millions around the world and left a lasting impact on so many lives. While our hearts are broken, we are deeply grateful for the life he lived and for the unforgettable moments we were blessed to share with him. The love and support he received from fans around the world meant so much to him, and our family is truly thankful for it. To him, you were not just fans, you were his friends. We know many of you had heard about his recent hospitalization, and we are truly grateful for the prayers and support you sent his way. As we grieve this loss, we kindly ask for privacy for our family during this time. Thank you for loving him with us. variety.com/2026/film/news…

LET’S GOOOOOOO (people in the comments gotta stop complaining and appreciate the small mercies ffs)

And you've got a BLEEP like a BLEEP BLEEP. A baby one! #TopGear

The amount of people that hear ‘V12’ and automatically think “big and loud” when V12s can be built to be the smoothest, quietest engines possible. The V12 in BMW’s 7 Series was so smooth you could balance a pound coin on its side on top of it and it wouldn’t topple over :)

We decided to help... by leaving. #TopGear

I know Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr but I can't for the life of me remember the surname of the one called Jane....See More

@1i_y1 He’s adorable!!! 🥰

My cat Goku walks in front of (a projection of) Portmeirion

@Fireblade_Jim @007 *The Vanish, you mean ;) Yes it’s absolutely stunning, it’s almost a crime to make it ‘invisible’…

@007 @colander20 But the vanquish is still drop dead gorgeous

The ultimate in British engineering. Bond is introduced to the Vanish.

My three favourite televised autists 💕

@CustomCvd The music video for ‘Breathe’ in particular freaked the shit out of me because of the grunginess and insects lol (didn’t mind the crocodile tho)

@colander20 I was a kid when these were current & in the charts & tbf the lead singer always made me feel uneasy which as anyone who knows me will tell you it takes a hell of a lot to unsettle me.😂

Absolute tune 🙌 (The Prodigy’s music videos always scared the shit out of me when I was a child lol)

I w a n t t o f u c k i n g c r y

Hammond filled up. But from where we were sitting, it didn't look like he was doing that at all. Sorry to interrupt, but I think Hammond really loves that Mustang. #TopGear

@Jag248RPA @EKarinC Benjamin Whitrow was also DCI Braithwaite in The Sweeney :)

John Thaw and Benjamin Whitrow in The Wind and the Rain at the Liverpool Playhouse, 1960. Photo from An Actor's Place: The Liverpool Repertory Co. Benjamin Whitrow appeared in the Morse episode, The Daughters of Cain as the Oxford don, Brownlee. #inspectormorse #johnthaw

The fact that one of the most popular shows not just in the uk but worldwide was conceptualised in a damp and structurally unsound portakabin that should’ve been condemned about ten years earlier lol

@1i_y1 You gotta love gen z lingo lmao He also spent a lot of time hairmogging 👏🔥

@colander20 I hate that I understand that, but I totally agree 🔥

He’s auramogging the Taj Mahal 🔥

‘Pubs are advised to switch off their fridges at night and switch them back on in the morning’

James, too, had found a dog, but sadly his speed was limited by his ice-cube transportation system. Which meant there was plenty of time for conversation. I like dogs and cats. #TopGear