woah there pal

@len0killer it’s been years and Murr has me blocked still. All because of this picture he took on 9/11

@len0killer this one I’m most proud of

@len0killer it’s been years and Murr has me blocked still. All because of this picture he took on 9/11

We got off on the wrong foot, Dave. Let’s meet up at Raising Cane’s some time (probably where your stupid family eats) and make it right.

The fact that @normmacdonald is dead and @RobSchneider is alive, is proof that there is no God.

"you let your cat sleep with you" i'd let that mf represent me in court

@nycguidovoice goooood morniiiiiiing vietnaaaaaaaam

When people say “antisemitism is on the rise” what I see in my mind is the most beautiful hot air balloon anyone has ever seen. And in the basket I’m there with sonic and Mario and Wallace and gromit, and we’re peacefully drifting up, up, and up towards Nasrallah and Khamenei

Jesse Plemons has been cast as Sneakers O'Toole in the live action 'SNEAKERS O'TOOLE' film. In theaters on October 4, 2027. (Source: familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Sneakers_…)

A lot of gun-owners are just cattle-brained creatures who larp as some sort of “rebels ready to take down the government”. If they were truly anti-government, they wouldn’t care about the government’s opinion on gun. Morally, these walking soyjaks would kill anyone they dislike, but they’re too pussy to pull the trigger without a government permission slip. Because they’re frightened of government cops, courts and prison . That’s why they always fantasize about home invasions and “castle doctrine” where they’d be able to get away with shooting people. Whenever cops DO approach these “anti-gov” larpers, they immediately give up and surrender.

Ichiro That guy rocked.

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

I think Josh Naylor could be the greatest Mariners acquisition since Ichiro

shit calls crap poop

@Gravel_sense finally got internet

lmao donovan wearing a different headband I think he noticed

You have like 3 more days to get on the Cole Young train before we start to consider it too late

Brendan Donovan, welcome to Seattle ... His trident debut is a big one here on Opening Day. Exit velo: 103.9 mph Launch angle: 36° Distance: 353 ft. Hang time: 5.8 seconds

tom cruise so professional wearing the sox hat despite being a yankees fan. but the yankees are deeply evil and ben affleck was still right not to wear their hat

*my parents screaming at eachother in the kitchen* Me in the middle of the living room:

MLB OPENING DAY TODAY

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸