michael

panic buy! at the servo

@SaintJackington curious to see how "gambling" is defined. ie does it capture prediction markets if they move into this space, or the various crypto trading platforms that are already jersey sponsors

Holy shit good policy from the Australian Labor Party? I'm sceptical but open minded. Gambling ads are the greatest scourge to my existence as a sports nuff.

@cosmicjester cracking down on australian comedy might have traction

Bad news for Australian comedians that mainly feature in Sportsbet ads

additionally, children will be limited to two standard drinks per day

@nickschadegg prime minister albo should send the kids to bed like fat cat and humphrey b. bear

I think albo should say hello to us on the tv every night

fuck it, let's put the lead back in petrol

Posi? Kick it

@thesniffpatrol @Sam_Vecenie him or Gaze, the first guy to dap him up

@Sam_Vecenie Is Cotton rhe best player in NBL history?

People in the US ask me all the time why I love and care about the NBL. This is exactly why. This league is totally insane and it rules.

@scottyhau @PeterHooley12 no margin for error. perfection

@PeterHooley12 Anyone watching the replay of the Cotton layup should look at the clock while he drove to the cup. Then marvel at how quick he did that. And laid up with his left hand. #NBL26

So… last night 1- Why are we shaking hands mid series still? 2- The aftermath 3- Craig, Cooks massive 4- Jenkins 🤝 But… Cotton layup needs more love for how tough it was. Kept checking clock, Craig on his back, took off from deep, wide release to avoid block. Just in time

Bryce clutch as ever

that's shit from Davis #NBL26

Scerri is legit #AFLFreoDees

@SaintJackington nukes are at least not meant to actually be used

Have obviously always been team AI is bad, but beginning to think it might be the biggest evil that humanity has ever created

Crows lost the moment Keays told the fan to hold the ball #AFLCrowsDogs

@josiahhughes that's cool

@coldlunch i already named it thanks

i found a name for my tribe... those of us raised on family computers.... our friday nights spent at Blockbuster fixin for the perfect flick we had hopes and dreams, but no follow thru. and on one bleak september morne, we saw it all crumble down in nyc. i call us: MilleniGoth

@ShannonGaitz thank god for Christian because this was otherwise an all time dud episode

Four episodes in and Christian has cemented himself as one of #Survivor's all time great characters #Survivor50

doing war things about fossil fuels in 2026 is so embarrassing

I was feeling polemical, so for this week's review, I articulated my worries about the effect of the recent set of rule changes. That, plus clips, graphs, statistical nuggets, and recommended reading from friends of the newsletter. onepercenters.net.au/p/has-the-afl-…

@maximumwelfare ultra heavy crude

Slugged at the Vegemite bowser