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@coldlunch

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Perth, Western Australia Katılım Mart 2009
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Dr Juliet Turner
Dr Juliet Turner@juliet_turner6·
Hello everyone, my small scruffy child is looking for a name. Please suggest 🤍
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@PoppyPenny1 every time someone posts the worm they kick another
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michael@coldlunch·
who unplugged Brisbane
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michael@coldlunch·
@JordanTHFCFFC the kind of carry on you give a family dog the day before it gets put down
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JordanK
JordanK@JordanTHFCFFC·
Congrats to Pendlebury, but I'm so glad this is all over. Been embarrassing the circus around it #AFLPiesEagles
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michael@coldlunch·
terrible for Elliott. but extremely weird from Pendlebury #AFLPiesEagles
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Vanessa
Vanessa@ten_apples·
Fuck off Collingwood. That was absolutely not the Eagles player’s fault.
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michael@coldlunch·
@Markedw supporting Geelong and West Coast on the same day. I'm going to need a long shower
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markedw
markedw@Markedw·
Thanks Cats. Never supporting you again. 🤮
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michael@coldlunch·
is "Schiltz" a Victorian accent thing or just lazy/poor commentary #AFLPiesEagles
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michael@coldlunch·
thought the gold numbers thing was a bit silly, but turns out they also look like shit
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michael@coldlunch·
@FreoPope imagine if that wasn't called back and they whiffed scoring at all lol
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michael@coldlunch·
@ShannonGaitz have to love the commitment to spelling out R-i-z-g-o-d through tears
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Shannon Guss (Gaitz)
Shannon Guss (Gaitz)@ShannonGaitz·
I wouldn’t have believed you if you told me this a year ago, but through 2 flawed seasons, it’s been a really fun time getting to know Rizo. I love that he’s bold but also vulnerable & disarming. I love that he was Cirie’s apprentice & the way he sees the game. I love the super fan reverence he brought. I even love that he can’t make fire. I’m a Rizgod convert #Survivor #Survivor50
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michael@coldlunch·
@mimibirch I feel myself turning into a Harley Reid guy
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#1 sean darcy defender
they're trying to make me join a radical insurgency group and i am NOT falling for it
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Shinzo Abe Lincoln
Shinzo Abe Lincoln@SaintJackington·
there's a running joke in our house that whenever Beth isn't home for dinner I eat fish and beans.... Anyway Beth isn't home tonight
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michael@coldlunch·
POV: you're playing Guess Who and there's four tiles left
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michael@coldlunch·
@PatrickLenton must be nice knowing you can find a date and a pair of jeans the right length anywhere
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