MTF Delta-14 (“Winter Wonderland”)

It's so fucking cold out here.

@AK47thattalks2 @StalkerUranus @MTF_A1_ @MTFDelta5 We're trying to deal with an outbreak of SCP-009 right now.

@StalkerUranus I need all available MTF units to sector 1 immediately. @MTF_A1_ @coldwanderers @MTFDelta5

JOLTIK! Joltik Jol-joltik! Joltik... JOLLLLLTIKKKKKK-🌩

@SightREDACTED Yeah yeah, we do. Just a little silly mistake...

@coldwanderers Surely yall got this under control..right?…RIGHT?!

Guess who nearly blew up Greenland to pieces!

@AK47thattalks2 I'd say -63.2 degrees.

@coldwanderers .. what counts as “unnatural”

It's so fucking cold out here.

@AK47thattalks2 Yeah. But it was unnaturally cold.

@coldwanderers I thought y’all operate in the cold?

@AK47thattalks2 Someone nearly activated the warheads.

@coldwanderers Goddamn it, why?!

@AK47thattalks2 Yeah. We were dealing with quite a situation in Greenland.

ONE HOUR?!

@AK47thattalks2 @MTFDelta5 On it. ETA 1 hour.

Roger. We’ve got MTF troops coming in by ground and air. Epsilon-11 to @MTFDelta5 and @coldwanderers. We need immediate air support. (Bear with me, I couldn’t find a delta-45)

@MTF_A1_ Yeah guys! Join us!

“Have you done your part in the further of humanity?” “Join the SCP FOUNDATION.” “All are welcome.”

@MTF_A1_ Mesmerizing to see something hot for once...

“Nuclear weapons testing, yummy radiation.”

@AK47thattalks @MTF_A1_ @trustworthydoc0 Even more, actually.

@MTF_A1_ @coldwanderers @trustworthydoc0 20 of them?

@MTF_A1_ WAIT THATS THE RED RIGHT HAND

@AK47thattalks @MTF_A1_ @trustworthydoc0 Skill issue.

@MTF_A1_ @trustworthydoc0 NO I REFUSE TO GO TO HEAVY CONTAINMENT ZONE

Daily Update: It is freezing just like always.

@KharaaBacterium @MTF_A1_ Budget cuts.

@MTF_A1_ why are there no agents available

“Currently pending termination of 12 people.” “No agents available.”

This account is being repurposed for another parody.

@ItsBlueGaur @umrp_20 -smelly

@umrp_20 ok sure mortis, this absolute CHUD

Mario exes anyone?

@THERESMOREOF @BundleOfLetters This feels like time travelling into the past and seeing my old version

@jonathanpaper2 @BundleOfLetters Now.

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