Cole Masington

@KayJRob15 We love a good vent session.

Thursday night therapy/coffee sessions with @cole_masington are the best nights 🤩👏🏻

Houston road construction logic: Let’s leave all freeway lanes open for the week and shut them down on Saturday night for Mardi Gras.

I was about to win, but chose not to.

I hate parody accounts. Look at this one trying to make fun of Me. It's like he's trying to suggest I want My presence acknowledged on Men's Final day. Of course, I would never do such a thing as the #GOAT is too #humble - I have reported him to Twitter

Courtside tweetings: 1. The stadium is half empty 2. Too windy 3. Too cold 4. I'm a break down 5. It's lunchtime 6. I'm hungry

Look, I know about this and have made My feelings very clear to staff and Unilever, or whoever My sponsor is. If this supposed to be funny, the #GOAT is not laughing.

Of all days to cancel class, my POLS professor picked tomorrow, my birthday. What a nice gesture!

.@rogerfederer's dream just became a reality. #RF100

@RealSalin @CoronaViv @ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump You seemed to miss my original point that it’s not about anyone “winning”. That’s childish thinking. It shouldn’t be about Trump at all. Congress is in control, really. If Republicans and Democrats cared so much about furloughed workers the government would be open already.

@cole_masington @CoronaViv @ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump The problem is that if we give him the wall, it sets a precedent of holding the government hostage as a legitament strategy to get what you want. Bad behavior should not be rewarded. Ever.

As the Shutdown was going on, Nancy Pelosi asked me to give the State of the Union Address. I agreed. She then changed her mind because of the Shutdown, suggesting a later date. This is her prerogative - I will do the Address when the Shutdown is over. I am not looking for an....

@j8haynes @CoronaViv @ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump I’m still trying to find the time where that worked for anybody.

@cole_masington @CoronaViv @ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump Good. Call your Senators.

@realDonaldTrump People need to stop pointing fingers and move on. Any government screws you whether it’s open or closed. If there’s a wall on the border in a few years, fine. It shouldn’t turn us all against each other. Both sides are guilty of being unreasonable. The world will stil turn.

@CoronaViv @ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump Who cares who’s fault it is. Both sides need to stop playing stupid games, reopen the government, and move along with things. I could care less if a wall was on the border or not on the border. It’s not about who “wins” because in the end, we all lose when it comes to politics.

@ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump Isn’t that projecting what Trump does? He has no principles. This is Trump’s shutdown, he owned it on live television. Now more than 800,00 people can’t pay their mortgages, rent, chemo, day care, etc.

Hey Michael! I know EVERYTHING about Star Wars IX. You're welcome. 💙

A moment to appreciate @rogerfederer’s patience and kindness after 20 years on your. “Here we go, is everybody in? Good?!” He says as he helps a group of kids take a photo with him.

someone else: *says literally anything* my brain: don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it me: “that’s what she said”

All in favor of a reboot? @theofficenbc #SNL

School officials are investigating after a food fight broke out at a Whataburger between what some witnesses are saying were Clear Lake and Clear Brook High School students. abc13.co/2qEVmLF

@daviddoerksen_ Don’t even get me started on Snapchat

Both political parties got good news yesterday, but the real winner was America. With record turnout and sky-high participation, we saw an engaged, plugged-in democratic process at work. Today, it's time to come together as Americans and work toward solutions that benefit all!

Ahhh the sweet smell of gridlock for the next two years...