BIlYe

What are you doing today, Vegas-wise?

Use to be the entertainment, now I’m alone with my thoughts.

I don’t want to be a dick but I hate shitty people that think they’re entitled to everything. #Fuckem

I nut too fast to be booking hotels, let’s just park somewhere?

Detroit judge starts cracking up after a man showed up wearing a sweatshirt that read "Strip Club Veteran." Judge: "You a strip club veteran?" Man: "Yeah." Judge: "I'm sorry... How many tours of duty did you do?" Man: "Oh, man. About five." Judge: "Did you get a Purple Heart?"

🚨WOW!!! Tim Sparks has confirmed he purchased 80 PIZZA HUTS and brought back EVERYTHING that made them iconic! Pac-Man is back. Salad bar is back. Red cups are back. Booths for families. "I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down..."

You know the truth? If the black guy who attacked Chud was successful in killing him, the judge would rule he’s “incompetent to stand trial” and let him walk..

so i play the jey uso theme song atleast once a day

LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @SStricklandMMA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

@cruellamorgan Take some shrooms with me and I’ll show you the key of happiness

don’t let me fool you guys i’m so fucking depressed and sad high key. life is weird and i wish it wasn’t the way it is..

This is what I call "Poetry in the motion" So smooth & mind blowing.🤯🔥 This dude deserves a WWE contract.

that coke was beating her ass 😭

@cruellamorgan None use my credit card

okay everyone how much do you guys think i’m going to spend at the card show today

yo mgk sucks