scarab
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I met my gf's mom today and after her mom heard a few things about me, she was like "oh, so you're basically dating me?" completely sincere and deadpan, before gracefully dropping the topic.
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I mean hunter has some clocky traits too but it's just that a short man is a bigger clock than a tall woman
Mr Melancholy@chakravartiiin
Why do male to female transition works so well while female to male transitions are absolute disasters?
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people often ask me for makeup tutorials and i don’t mind doing them but the thing is that i am a Horrible makeup practitioner. some of the products i use don’t even exist anymore and is definitely past expiration date
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@Max76244174 you interpreting the tweet as wholesome and then proceeding to spaz out and call me 15 for taking issue with it says a lot about you
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No i was undermining you because you replied to a somewhat wholesome tweet with a puritan mental breakdown. You're clearly a repressed asexual. Fine. Ok. Why do you feel the need to spaz out under an unassuming tweet? Again, you are 15.
scarab@coleopsidae
@Max76244174 @angelcorpse666 its interesting how people try to undermine you the second you suggest the importance they place on sex above all other aspects of care in relationships is disturbing but im only "15" what do i know
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Genuinely one of the best coping mechanisms when you’re in chronic mental anguish is spamming incomprehensible bullshit on social media
Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🔻@LadPsycho
What the fuck is my highschool friend posting on his story man.
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Tenna is the actual definition of a tumblr sexyman idk what is going on in the polls
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@octavimeow @hivelikemind i tried having fun one and now all my friends thing im schizo
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@cdlnxxuy @SashazDollz OKAY HOW DO THESE TWO EQUATE IM CRYING
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@Koharuki22 @Dibusiusu @le_courier @jjjjjjjjjamv nah im 110% ten toes down deadass
im going to go lob rocks at the heads of MT fans now
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@coleopsidae @Dibusiusu @le_courier @jjjjjjjjjamv that better be hyperbolic because saying people should be stoned for liking a show gets dystopian very fucking quickly
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i am better than everyone who is a fan of this
Aira@Airapost
The first wife, holding her child, asking the second wife if she had fun last night. 😭
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@Isabellazpug idk maybe its just me but shaving is always inconvenient, takes too long, and gives me razor burn/irritation
im probably just not doing it right or something
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@Isabellazpug idk why people shave when trimming is the superior option, especially when you have thick hair
well for bushes and armpits anyway idk how someone would trim leg/arm hair unless they got it super long
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if you find yourself wanting to shave before having your body seen by other people (going swimming, wearing something revealing, seeing a partner) then that's a good indicator that shaving isn't actually just your personal choice and is most likely the result of societal pressure
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@nonstopbrocock "all men suck and you're stupid for wanting a relationship with one" so what if i put my foot all the way up your ass and tweaked it to the left what then
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"st4t is a silly concept" dont care i'll keep longing for it
cathy jane garside@bloodstreamrunz
st4t is a silly concept because trans men suck just as much as cis men. it's sad to see all the naive trans women seeking safety with other trans people only to realize reality isn't disneyland and most trans people also suck
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@fazrabbit2 @D_is_For_Dragon Ham is a exteremly boring faggot.
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@sighsaias @pozzumrxt @PizzaOpossum well only OP knows how they felt about it and their reply implies they think they might be ace so they clearly dont enjoy some aspects of sex. not everything is about morals some people just dont want to fuck and thats ok
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@coleopsidae @pozzumrxt @PizzaOpossum Pretty sure the comic posted by OP is closer to “I feel like a pervert” and not “I feel violated”
The “I feel like a pervert for enjoying sex” is just internalized shame that needs to be worked through, enjoying casual sex isn’t morally wrong
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