Colin Alderman

@kidbossbooks @comingjobexodus @TheClubLiveTw You’re a fucking idiot

@colinalderman23 @comingjobexodus @TheClubLiveTw Better than the current Man Utd team and Arsenal team though 😬

OUR ALL-TIME ULTIMATE MANCHESTER UNITED XI! Let us know who we missed...

@DanLang12 @paddypower Embarrassing response this lad.

@paddypower It's true though no bid yet, @paddypower ban you from betting if you win a bet 👀 have there fingers in there ears if you try to claim a winning bet!!!! Pot kettle

Bruno Guimarães could be holding an Arsenal shirt and local Newcastle journalists will still have their fingers in their ears and be shouting: “Sorry but our Newcastle sources say he’s not for sale and there’s no direct contact between the clubs.”

@comingjobexodus @TheClubLiveTw Horrendous

@colinalderman23 @TheClubLiveTw Underrated Xi

@comingjobexodus @TheClubLiveTw What the fuck is this.

@TheClubLiveTw Alternative/underrated 90s Van Der Gouw W. Brown Pallister R. Johnsen Butt Paul Ince Lee Sharpe Blomqvist M. Hughes Yorke Sheringham

@DanLang12 @LeeDForster Getting relegated I’m afraid pal.

@LeeDForster This is me, our club is crazy but for some reason I'm really optimistic about this season 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Eddie gone ✅ Gordon gone ✅ Tonali gone ✅ Trippier gone ✅ Bruno ⏳ Joelinton ⁉️ Hall ⁉️ And yet I’m still weirdly excited for the new season, because I haven’t got a fkn clue what to expect 🤷🏻‍♂️ #NUFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

@J0NMAY It tastes the same you soft cunt.

GF Peroni 🤢

@Wes_A_Harris Are you familiar with the phrase "the jury is still out" at all?

Liverpool into the Europa League, then - difficult to argue they deserve any more after failing to reach 70 points. A big summer required to limit the damage by ensuring it’s just a one-season absence.

@Alrou5 @langutang Did you tweet this at him from Old Trafford?

Gentle reminder that Lisandro Martinez in his first Premier League season has scored more headed goals (1), than Jamie Carragher in his ENTIRE 17-year Premier League career (0), but you won't believe who slandered the other for being "too small" for the league.

Al-Ittihad has eliminated Al Nassr from the 2022 Saudi Super Cup after a 3-1 win.

Last Jan liverpool sign Diaz, while Rangnick begs for attackers, this January Liverpool sign Gakpo, while Ten Hag is begging for an attacker and Gakpo was first choice...there is a reason why Man Utd haven't won a trophy in 6 years and Liverpool have.. it starts with a G #mufc

Cristiano Ronaldo was in tears as he walked down the tunnel after Portugal's loss.