Colin Chadwick

If you’ve seen #Trainspotting you’ll know why this is a terrible view to wake to up to

Please retweet this for the attention of @Edinburgh_CC maybe they might actually finally do SOMETHING we have multiple people with disabilities in this building struggling and I had to wake up coughing up blood this morning but it really seems like they couldn’t care less.

My cat’s going for the MGM job

Vardy suffering from unavailable groin apparently, a terrible affliction #BOULEI

CATERHAM COMEDY ft NINIA BENJAMIN Fri 6th Oct 8pm @SoperHall #Caterham #UKcomedy @HouseofStandUp LINE-UP @ninia_benjamin MC @jamesdowdeswell @ThisIsTomLittle @colinchadwick Joe Davis TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/redh… #JOKEPIT THE BEST⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐INDEPENDENT COMEDY CLUBS

Nice of El Tony to let @AliWoodsGigs close his LST show

There’s a park in Westminster where you can recreate that scene and traumatise a new generation #neverendingstory

Happy Saturday! Is there any better way to spend your weekend than watching some top quality comedy from the likes of @stefanompaolini, @JezODonnell and @colinchadwick? Get your tickets now!: backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/backyard…

For sale…never worn

At @brightonfringe this weekend with @lhcomedy apparently it’s going to be 17°C (close to my melting point) and I’ll be wearing 40 T-shirts on stage. Come along and see if I survive brightonfringe.org/whats-on/colin…

Whenever I hear about a comedian getting attacked on stage, I’m just thankful for all the promoters who are so protective of me, they won’t even let me gig at their club

I save my best acting for takeaway delivery drivers, answering the door with a pleasantly surprised “oh!”, as if I haven’t been tracking them on multiple screens, like they’re Jason Bourne

Roy Keane not knowing what to do with his hands after watching Ian Wright’s emotional segment

Google photos reminding me of when @DangerFarm was in a house/aquarium share with some fish. His housemates didn’t like me visiting because I displace a lot of water

@DuaneDoogan Cheers Duane, I’m still awake!!

@colinchadwick happy xmas colin

Old phones that claim to have 50% battery then suddenly die, that’s me when I’ve had a few pints but say I’m on the ball and wide awake

“And if you don’t want to know the results, look away now” #MOTD

Wow they’re really running low on tests, was sent this to check if I’ve got it #Omicron

4 months to #StStephensDay anyone else predrinking?

@MensReaPod I'm much more familiar with getting rejected based on my personality!

@colinchadwick Now now Colin, you're well used to rejections on both fronts by now surely.

In terms of getting the most rejections?