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Colin Chadwick

@colinchadwick

Old Ned. Writes jokes, tells jokes, suffers consequences of said jokes. “Effervescent” - Reviewables Podcast

London, England Katılım Ağustos 2009
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If you’ve seen #Trainspotting you’ll know why this is a terrible view to wake to up to
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George Fox 🦊@Comedyfox·
Please retweet this for the attention of @Edinburgh_CC maybe they might actually finally do SOMETHING we have multiple people with disabilities in this building struggling and I had to wake up coughing up blood this morning but it really seems like they couldn’t care less.
George Fox 🦊@Comedyfox

After over 2 years of everyone on our street desperately trying to get #EdinburghCouncil to remove a dangerous neighbour, he finally almost killed us all yesterday when his apartment went up in flames and almost took us all with it.

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My cat’s going for the MGM job
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Vardy suffering from unavailable groin apparently, a terrible affliction #BOULEI
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There’s a park in Westminster where you can recreate that scene and traumatise a new generation #neverendingstory
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For sale…never worn
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Whenever I hear about a comedian getting attacked on stage, I’m just thankful for all the promoters who are so protective of me, they won’t even let me gig at their club
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I save my best acting for takeaway delivery drivers, answering the door with a pleasantly surprised “oh!”, as if I haven’t been tracking them on multiple screens, like they’re Jason Bourne
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Roy Keane not knowing what to do with his hands after watching Ian Wright’s emotional segment
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Google photos reminding me of when @DangerFarm was in a house/aquarium share with some fish. His housemates didn’t like me visiting because I displace a lot of water
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Colin Chadwick@colinchadwick·
Old phones that claim to have 50% battery then suddenly die, that’s me when I’ve had a few pints but say I’m on the ball and wide awake
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“And if you don’t want to know the results, look away now” #MOTD
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Wow they’re really running low on tests, was sent this to check if I’ve got it #Omicron
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@MensReaPod I'm much more familiar with getting rejected based on my personality!
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In terms of getting the most rejections?
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