Colin

Vanessa Feltz after her next caller phones in pretending to be a random EastEnders character

Just seen this programme on iPlayer called #Threads I'm hoping it will take my mind off current global affairs. I like a drama about 80's fashion

BBC News leading with a cancelled concert. Second on news list: US president threatens civilisational erasure

It’s #MandyMonday with Dick Emery’s Mandy. Mandy has had many cars. Her favourite is one that has a nice front with 2 big headlamps and a boot with room for a large load. Pardon?

Kate King has returned to YouTube. I repeat Kate King has returned to YouTube. Christ has risen.

KATE KING HAS RESURRECTED ON EASTER SUNDAY AND IS BACK AFTER 3 YEARS

Starmer is one of the most criticized politicians in modern history But when Tony Blair and Boris Johnson, widely known for their failures in foreign policy, criticize Starmer and push for sending British troops into war for the US, it suggests he’s on the right side of history

Me explaining today to someone who has just woke up from a two millennia long coma

Cadbury's Creme Egg "Float On" 1989

boys you need to drop the hair dye, you're fooling no one 😬 #OneShow #TheOneShow

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

@RealDeniseWelch @I_Dont_Know_Her @Brent_Council “Mum, can you Tweet the council please? I’ve got no space for my cornflakes box.”

Scott Mills dropped by the BBC due to concerns around his personal conduct??

Rita Ora doing any old shite. God bless her

Kier Starmer played by Judi Dench! Brilliant! Iran wins the trolling war too.

When your Easter eggs came with these that’s what you called a proper Easter egg than the palm oil ones today 🤮

🎥WHO PLACED THE BET? Someone just made a killing with an extraordinarily well-timed bet on financial markets, minutes before Donald Trump's announcement of war talks yesterday. Was it luck, or inside information? Either way... someone just got rich. Four min primer👇