Collin Alpert

Are you a .NET developer who hates boilerplate code? Then please consider stopping by my GitHub and checking out my Source Generator library. Feedback is greatly appreciated. github.com/CollinAlpert/L…

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

My least controversial opinion is that Ikea should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a gjörfbunkle

@Dave_DotNet Have you heard of our lord and savior, 422 (Unprocessable Entity)?

In a REST API should we return 204 (No Content) or 404 (Not Found) for a HTTP DELETE request when the item to delete is already deleted? Why? 🤔 #dotnet

Eine Haltestelle, an der nie ein Bus halten wird? So eine „Phantom-Haltestelle“ haben wir jetzt im Garten einer Demenz-WG in Altona aufgestellt. Für die Bewohnerinnen und Bewohner ist sie gerade deshalb Gold wert. Ein Thread fürs ♥️ … 1/3

everytime someone says the word proxy i just assume they’re a god damn genius

Tagesablauf aller Nachbarn über denen ich jemals gewohnt habe

A coworker and I were talking about the proper way to kill children in a food court once, in the wake of 9/11, and had mall security called on us. The ensuing awkward explanation of unix process terminology with a jittery mall-cop has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

@SimonCropp @shanselman @mairacw Gotta make that insomnia work for you.

We'd love to see new guests to join us on our show at dotnet.microsoft.com/en-us/live/on-… Submit your show at aka.ms/onnetlive-guest And look who's on the schedule for next week! 👀 @shanselman will join us to talk about upgrading .NET projects 🥰 can't wait!

@mrc_rmn @Hetzner_Online 👏🏼

@Hetzner_Online Did you say object storage? 👀

Excitement is building for the #HetznerSummit! 🥳 We’re bringing you captivating sessions on Managed Kubernetes, Object Storage, and more! From industry insights to product reveals - our impulse sessions are going to make this summit one for the books. htznr.li/HS

@tagir_valeev @VasiliyZukanov @lukaseder You lie!

@VasiliyZukanov @lukaseder Even Jon Skeet cannot parse Java with regular expressions.

@lukaseder This meeting could have been a fistfight.

Wife: what do you know about mail chimp? Me: I believe it’s a distant cousin to the survey monkey Wife: ….

@NoLogsNoCrime This is so bad that I love it.

@firstdrafthell Followed for pretty console tweets, stayed for profound life advice.

@firstdrafthell What's up with you lately, dropping all of these absolute bangers?

My lunch in the refrigerator at work keeps getting spoiled. How do I make it appreciate what it already has and understand that nothing in life is free?

@JLarky You misspelled Azure.

you're in his dms but i'm in his s3 bucket because he doesn't understand ACLs

@kelseyhightower I'm intrigued as to why you would choose Xcode if it was up to you. What makes it stand out in comparison to other IDEs, for example the JetBrains ones or even Visual Studio?

@markrendle Be honest, nobody actually knows…

What if I understand what a monad is and I don’t give a fuck?