Mark Collyer Real

@Kearney3Mr Don't look at laxatives....apparently women love a good shit

Why are there so many adverts about women pissing themselves?

@Iromg @SkyNews It was obvious from the second we heard murder.... isn't it unreal that we've kind if accepted that scenario....dangerous times

Even @SkyNews now accepts it was a “targeted terrorist political attack” against Ann Widdecombe news.sky.com/story/ann-widd…

@andrewlawrence He's the next coming.....bog roll beware

Give this tit ten years as PM, the country will be ashes and we'll all have eaten each other.

@AyAudits_c4n Is this the crap they just made legal? Cnuts

Today I found a shanty town next to a school here is just one Click the link in the comments to see the others

@JohnCleese You are a prize twat

Good laugh here !

@dusty_shaun She makes a couple of good points

@FrMiller @AmazonHelp Disappointing, but to be truly theft proof in the UK you have to get out of the city....I hear the Outer Hebrides are safe 🤔

hey @AmazonHelp i bought this "theft proof" bag strap for my trip to england. didn't get robbed but this is the strap after the end of my first day. can i return to a whole foods in london something i bought in the USA?

@FrMiller Ask away, if I can point you in the right direction let me know, always happy to help

@collyer_mark i noticed you're in southhampton. i have to make a connection there next monday

The invasion has begun

@Nerdrotics @TheCriticalDri2 @PiersUncensored Odyssey Noir, I like the black and white version

We just finished discussing The Odyssey with everyone's pal @TheCriticalDri2 and others on @PiersUncensored. Coming soon to a YouTube near you.

@FrMiller Enjoy your visit, there are some great photos opportunities, and the weather is great for you too 👍

@collyer_mark Well when someone in a car asked me while I was sitting on a bench “if this was the parking spot” I’m like how should I know. My accent gave it away 🤪🇬🇧

Dayum!!! What a break!!! In actuality, this is most likely not his knee x-ray 1) This image has been done standing to include both legs. We usually do this for surgery planning for knee and hip replacements. Injury to knees would not be done standing (likely) and then not done to include both knees when there is an isolated injury. 2) Giant PEEN! Likely a joke and yes!!! We do see what you're working with on an x-ray. 3) I'd be impressed if you can stand/walk with your bone completely disintegrated like that.

@mypalal My wife is Chinese, from today I'm calling her my chigga

Hey guys. I found a giant shovel. Does that make me a Digga?

@BritisherPaz49 Just coincidence.

Devon and Cornwall police - “Nothing to suggest it’s terrorist related.” Meanwhile …

@andrewlawrence Don't knock it 'til you've tried it

There is no scenario where I would call the police at this point, I'd sooner get wanked off by Edward Scissorhands.

@JohnCleese Who pays you for your daily TDS?

Still doing his best for Putin

@JohnCleese Fake news

Is anyone surprised by this latest threat from the man whom the Evangelists claim has been sent by God

@JohnCleese Yawn, the daily JC TDS bollocks

I guess his son-in-law is too busy

@adamboultonTABB You can fuck off, and I'm not sorry to say that.

AN APOLOGY I was seriously wrong and insensitive in one of the several media appearances I made yesterday in reaction to the death of Ann Widdecombe. I got the timing and tone of my initial word portrait of her wrong. Of course I shared, and share, the horror at her murder and the respect for her remarkable and feisty political career. I also know that many people loved her for her subsequent showbiz stardom. Her untimely death is a horrible thing. My mistaken view was that in the context of rolling news coverage, I was being asked to contribute as an obituarist who has known her and interacted with her since the 1980s. This approach was premature. At no point was I expressing my personal feelings about her, that's not what I do. I was discussing her life in the round, based on the record of known facts and what she has said about herself, along with some recollections of our personal interactions. My choice of words on the spur of the moment was clumsy. I did not intend to offend though obviously I did.

@JohnCleese You can be a twat John

Remember, his supporters are proud that he's never read a book