@Steven_Hyden i’ve thought of doing this, how old are your kids?
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@colsauce
the ocean is awesome and for winners; you're for tools.
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Decided to go big this year and gift the kids the “CD booklet with liner notes plus CD boombox” package.
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@Variety i'm saving thousands every month by not paying my mortgage.
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Warner Bros. Discovery execs claim the Hollywood strikes have saved the studio somewhere in the “low $100 million range." variety.com/2023/tv/news/d…
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@jbouie someone explain to me how two things can be different but necessary. btw i am the smartest guy i know.
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imagine waking up on father’s day and rushing to your phone to tweet this shit instead of spending time with your children. impossible to overstate how strange and bizarre this behavior is.
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Elon Musk is being asked to turn over documents as part of a civil lawsuit by the U.S. Virgin Islands against JPMorgan Chase over the bank’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein on.wsj.com/3Bzie3r
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obviously, "almost everyone [buys things] on instagram" is a straight-up lie.
but the fact that he sees it as a per se failure of the twitter platform that people don't "buy things" here is absolutely tragic.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@boo My apologies, you must be a genius, which is why Twitter has the worst ad relevance on Earth. Almost nobody buys anything on Twitter, but almost everyone on Instagram does. That is being fixed.
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millennials, when this news hits your parents (probably mid c-block tonight on tucker), let them know you're there for them, but give them space to process in their own way (by buying a boat).
Deadline@DEADLINE
‘Yellowstone’ Shocker: Kevin Costner Cowboy Drama Series To End As Taylor Sheridan Plots Franchise Extension With Matthew McConaughey deadline.com/2023/02/yellow…
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@WatchfulEyeArt "getting a lot of skinamarink vibes from this"
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Five year olds when they get sent to the naughty corner: wow this is so skinamarinkcore
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@stunwin it’s gonna be a “this but unironically” for me dog
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i'm sorry but this is an absolute no-brainer. slam dunk bipartisan hands-across-the-aisle kumbaya shit right here. don't think too hard about it.
Jeff Stein@jstein_star
Rep. Chris Stewart (R-Utah) introduces legislation to *ban* anyone under 16 from using social media, per @viaCristiano “We protect our children from drinking, from smoking, from driving ... We should protect them from the impacts of social media.” washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/…
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as a TENET apologist myself, this specific line--and more importantly, my (un)willingness to believe christopher nolan of all people "left it in" out of...idk apathy? or as a joke?--was pretty key to unlocking the movie for me!
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken
Nolan deserves a special Oscar for leaving the line “Including my son” in TENET
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marsha knows the answer to this but she's pretty sure you don't!
Sen. Marsha Blackburn@MarshaBlackburn
If our counties and states are forced to stay within a budget, why can’t the federal government do the same?
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@A_Skoteinos every week i sabotage the anarcho-HOA meeting until someone finally yells "order" and then we get to run that guy out of town on a rail.
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this exercise becomes much more difficult once you get MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW and THAT THING YOU DO out of the way.
Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻@PlanetofFinks
What are examples in any form of media where a "brilliant song/painting/play/etc" within the story is actually as good as the characters act like it is? Note: NOT the same as just "I liked it". It needs to actually fully match its fictional reputation
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can't wait till a year from now when a bill to legalize wifemurder fails because george santos got his foot stuck in the toilet.
Kevin McCarthy@SpeakerMcCarthy
No more proxy voting. Effective immediately, Members of Congress have to show up to work if they want their vote to count.
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“unemployment serves as a worker-discipline device because the prospect of a costly unemployment spell produces sufficient fear of job loss to motivate workers to perform well”
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going outside is lowkey the move when being cold is the vibe.
National Park Service@NatlParkService
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
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yeah the sneaky thing normal people don't tell you about being a normal person is you can make most stuff like this look like a normal thing to do, simply *because* you (a normal person) are the one doing it. try it* out some time!
*being normal
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when your wife asks you to make some popcorn and it’s clearly not to share, you are still obliged to take Popper’s Privilege (the first two [2] grabs fresh from the bag).
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