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Sources stuck in the situation tell me after UTSA’s conference championship clinching win tonight, Gunnar Brown stepped aside and allowed all 1st year Roadrunners to touch the trophy before he did. The senior and friend of James Taussig is all class #Tausschamp #Taussfriend

@TexasBaseball How’d we score 11 runs I thought Tulo sucked

winstripes 🤘 #HookEm

Sources drowning in the situation tell me UTSA’s Gunnar Brown picked up churros and hand delivered them to UAB players as a welcome gift. TXST players were reportedly so upset they once again asked to fight in the parking lot while hiding in their dugout #Taussclass #Taussfight

Sources adjacent to the situation say despite the fight following a 19-4 win over TXST, it’s business as usual for UTSA. While tonight was the Bobcats’ Super Bowl, UTSA has moved on. Diego Diaz gave his teammates foot rubs after the game, continuing a #Tausstradition #Taussfight

Energy Stu!!! More two out hitting by UTSA as Stucky drives in two more. Texas State - 1 UTSA - 16 B | 3

Sources engulfed by the situation tell me UTSA’s Caden Miller woke up the team at 5am and had everyone run the Alamodome stairs before practice. Gunnar Brown was so excited he sprinted to the Bird Bath, reaching a velocity of 22mph. These guys are ready for TXST #Tausspeed

Despite the loss to Memphis, sources deep in the situation tell me UTSA team morale is high. As the Runners push towards a 2nd consecutive conference championship, I’m told Connor Kelley smashed last year’s trophy, signaling an intense focus on 2026. #Tausschampion #Taussfriend

Sources ingrained in the situation tell me UTSA’s Diego Diaz had a nightmare and that it was Gunnar Brown who held him through the night, continuing a Taussig tradition. Team morale is high ahead of today’s rubber match vs Memphis #Taussleep #Taussfriends #Tausstradition

Sources inches from the situation tell me that the UTSA team flight to Memphis this weekend was overbooked but it was Christian Hallmark who volunteered to give up his seat, instead sitting in the bathroom the whole flight. This team is selfless #Tausstall #Taussflight #Tausspal

As UTSA makes their postseason push, it must be said that if you’re a Roadrunner or college baseball fan in general and you’re not following @AlamoABB_Dan you need to reconsider your life. The UTSA alum still talks to James Taussig and is a Roadrunner expert #Taussreporter

UTSA sitting atop the American can be attributed to strong team culture. Sources unusually close to the situation tell me UTSA legend James Taussig still calls each and every teammate before bed, continuing a tradition from last year. This team is tight knit #Taussleep #Taussbed

Sources dangerously close to the situation tell me UTSA’s team bus had a tire pop leaving Austin and that it was RHP Gunnar Brown who single-handedly changed the tire. The senior and good friend of James Taussig is a true leader on this squad #Taussfriend #Tausstire #Taussbus

Despite a 35-10 record, sources uncomfortably close to the situation tell me Jim Schlossnagle worries his Texas team might still suffer from Post Taussig Stress Disorder (PTSD) ahead of tonight’s showdown with UTSA. Game of the year potential in Austin #TaussTrauma #Tausslegacy

#Taussbomb #MajorLeagueTaussball #Taussox #ProTauss

@_MaroonKoolAid @OccupyLF @NBAAGGIEBOY Sounds like you’re obsessed with him honestly

@OccupyLF @NBAAGGIEBOY Your hobbies include: - running a fan page for a school you didn’t attend - getting hammered in the outfield 4 times a week - sending a pic of your drink every time you consume alcohol to your online friends and posting it on Twitter

@OccupyLF But but but our fans said Tulo is bad

5-0 deficit … ALL THE WAY BACK. Proud of the Boys. Job done. Hook ‘em. 🤘🏼⚾️

@TexasBaseball Can Texas fans tell me if we still need to fire Tulo

statement made 🤘 #HookEm

@jmanny13 @ChrisDzdw8scq2r @DVolantisBurner @nfldraftscout But half of them came in the 2nd half of the season when he played 4 top 20 teams (3 top 10)

@coltweeets @ChrisDzdw8scq2r @DVolantisBurner @nfldraftscout and most of his TD were against bad team lmao stop it

2027 Big Board: 1. Arch Manning, QB, Texas

@jmanny13 @ChrisDzdw8scq2r @DVolantisBurner @nfldraftscout He has 37 TDs to 7 picks. Texas missed the playoffs because they had the worst RBs, OL, and secondary in the SEC

@ChrisDzdw8scq2r @DVolantisBurner @nfldraftscout Arch wasnt good stop making excuses!! We literally saw nothing impressive that make him a top overall pick besides the last name

@bdl96satx @carebearkieran I think there’s some language abt that in my contract

@coltweeets @carebearkieran lol and are you the horns representative or what

The more I see the more I realize Texas A&M’s idea of success is just beating Texas at something…not championships or anything more significant just being better than Texas at something.