Chris Omaweng

Week beginning 10 May 2026 (subject to change) - The Devil Wears Prada 2 @CurzonCinemas - I'm Not Being Funny @bushtheatre - An Ideal Husband @LyricHammer - Stage Kiss @Hamps_Theatre - The Monocle @WiltonMusicHall - Celebrating Meat Loaf @LondonPalladium

BA have just lost these clothes, which elegantly, BA bought me on my previous trip when BA lost my last clothes. Eventually all matter in the universe will convert to clothes bought and lost for me by BA. This is the Charles Tyrwhitt death of the universe.

Stage Kiss - @Hamps_Theatre "Enjoyable and insightful, witty and whimsical, there’s an underlying cleverness in drawing out the remarkable from the seemingly mundane." @comaweng londontheatre1.com/reviews/stage-…

An Ideal Husband - Lyric Hammersmith Theatre "I found the pacing quite perfect in this dynamic and pinpointedly sharp production." @comaweng londontheatre1.com/reviews/an-ide…

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

A lot of online “patriots” seem to hate: * London * young people * universities * artists * immigrants * journalists * modern culture At some point you have to ask what part of Britain they actually like.

Caller ID isn’t enough for me. I need to know why you’re calling.

…ndrew Pearce

Net migration of Dalmatians to the U.K. plummets

I’m Not Being Funny – Bush Theatre A mixed bag of emotions come to the fore in this surprisingly riveting and gritty production. I also found the on-stage chemistry to be more than sufficiently convincing throughout. @comaweng londontheatre1.com/reviews/im-not…

Can Andy Burnham overcome the biggest barrier to his assault on power…. Avanti West Coast?

@AndyBurnhamGM How do you feel about cats?

I really don’t need Office Copilot, I need Excel to stop insisting everything is a date.

Opening a German bakery called Gluten Tag.

The Wasp - Southwark Playhouse Borough "There are some intriguing points about how actions really do have consequences in this quirky and somewhat introspective production." @comaweng londontheatre1.com/reviews/the-wa…

'I'm a plastic bottle, please recycle me' 'I'm a bin, put your rubbish in' 'I'm carriage 54637, I like to be kept tidy' 'I'm a toilet, please don't flush sanitary products down me' Stop this.

Interesting choice of shot in No10’s new PR video, in which Rachel Reeves looks like she is conducting a wedding ceremony

Lead Actor Who Died in Act One Looks Suspiciously Like New Ensemble Member in Act Two bit.ly/475cdtC

I’ve just boarded a flight from London to the US. I checked my boarding pass and headed to my seat, fully expecting it to be occupied by an entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post. But no. The seat was empty. No entitled woman claiming to need it so she could be near her kids, giving me the essential elements of an indignant social media post. Empty. Unoccupied. I sat down. The delightful stewardess brought me a drink. Sometimes in life oh do fuck off.

Company - Bridewell Theatre "The contradictions, and indeed counter-contradictions, in human relationships are represented with vigour and commitment. A worthy and delightful triumph." @comaweng londontheatre1.com/reviews/compan…