Brezhnev's Brows (Jes)

I know this seems ironic with my username but when I talk about missing the 80s what I meant was the clothes and the music. Not the impending fear of nuclear ablation by the Soviet Union. #Ukraine #SovietUnion #WWIII #ColdWar #StandWithUkraineNOW

@MSHPAlerts Did someone hit live on a Alert System training or what?

@googlebooks I think your algorithm for this one might be a TAD bit off? #evebunting #wellthatsconfusing #gohomegoogleyouredrunk

Arby's.. no.

My friend's eight year old needs closure on this Dave. @foofighters #davegrohl #theregoesmyhero

Please meet Her Imperial Majesty, Cixi. #Caturday #historyteacher #majesticfloof #CatsOfTwitter

Wait, THE most definitive voice of the 21st century doesn’t have all of the answers? Actually @morgan_freeman is full of questions…and, that’s because being curious moves the world.

@SadieParris @Uncrustables It was good bread, at least :D

@Uncrustables Aw thanks, but I've already recycled the box. It made me laugh. I thought it defrosted FAR too fast.

@combat_bard Oh no! This is definitely not the quality we expect, and we'd like to learn more so we can help. Please DM us the bar code and Best When Used By date from the package or box this came from. Thanks!

Well this is disappointing. My Uncrustable is just ... bread? @Uncrustables

I don't know @DailyMail are you joking with me using "breathtaking" for a serial killer that generally murdered by decapitation/strangulation or..? #sundance #des #davidtennant

So tonight got me thinking of #Sylvie and her nexus event. The one that sent the TVA. What if it's because she's... A she. #Loki @MarvelStudios

When I was a teenager (you know in the 90s) people laughed at me when I said #JeffGoldblum was sexy. Now... Now they understand.

Sometimes I wonder if my #Neopet is still alive. I last logged on in 2001. #neopets

Oh. I see...

@Sosowski Lotus 1 2 3!

Tell me how long you've been using computers without telling me how long you've been using computers.

@prodigalbright Thank you for the info. I'll check it out.

@combat_bard ahaha nope! we're trying to save a show called prodigal son. its really great & i really recommend it. heres some info on it.😊 #saveprodigalson #serialkillercleanse twitter.com/prodigalbright…

The #serialkillercleanse trending hash tag is NOT what I thought it was.

@theosgluvs I'm not sure, like a day of binging about serial killers or something I guess..

@Pastpreservers @Twitter Samuel Pepys Twitter would be fire.

Which famous dead person would have the best @Twitter account if they were still alive? I nominate #Tutankhamun, well I would of course!