Fobbit Medic

Sometimes my precoffee tweets are like a monkey reciting Shakespeare. It leaves everyone saying WTF and someone gets shit thrown at them.

@ChestyPullerGst I’ll bring snacks.

I'm forming a Legion to cross the Potomac. Who's in?

Chuck Norris hasn’t died, he just went across the Rainbow bridge to play with all the dogs for a bit. He’ll be back when he’s pet all the good dogs.

@SatMatHost That’s a clean corner roght there.

Absofreaking VITAL

Sight in day tomorrow!!

@talledcombs Is-gone Sorry couldn’t resist.

HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IRAN?

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@WassonWatch @OrwellsNotebook Those speakers are not very durable.

I think about this exchange a lot.

@harveyspistols Loot goblin Rascal!

One day, perhaps one day, we will learn the secret of how Rascal finds himself in such far flung locales, be they far flung in space or in time itself! Rascal just sent us a transmission via some device called a vectorstream relay (never seen someone scoff at a new Iphone before) of a great find he scored while exploring some old fortified warehouse in what he describes as a small town overwhelmed by old growth forest. He also said something about robots or machines that were guarding the place but I don't really know. In any case he did indeed find a score for you all! This week's giveaway is a Heckler & Koch 45 Tactical .45ACP! You all know the protocol! FOLLOW US, REPOST OR QUOTE POST, & REPLY! This is how we spread the word of our shop, sales, and promotions! We depend on you to help us spread the word! We would rather give our ads dollars to you than to big marketers! Show us what you've got! Let's share this one far and wide! Goodluck & Godspeed!

Father daughter dance to tonight. I actually got a, ‘I like your fit.’ From my son. I’ll take it

@BrownellsInc Sure fed

I’m not a FED!

@klem1544 Beef and vegetable. I threw in all the left over stuff from the things we had bought for the snowmageddon. Chuck roast pieces, onion, carrots, rice and beef hotdogs the kids didn’t finish. Tossed in a can of Rotell and done.

@combatbuttwiper Oh hell yeah! What kind?

Hell yeah! I made soup and it’s actually REALLY GOOD!

Dear Americans Your president is a rapist, a pedophile and criminal .

@VikingRobVWO I like tanks!

Great tank photo.

@MrLeadslinger @cwrightosu That chick when a dude says he likes to be choked.

Yeah watch this till the end 👀

@MrAndyNgo @TaraLaRosa I don’t think any of them are prepared for when the shots come back.

Many leftist influencers are mainstreaming calls for other leftists to join them in taking up arms to threaten or kill those on the right and those working in the U.S. government.

I’ve reached the point in life where my oldest daughter can now fit in some of Wifey’s old college cloths. Fuck.

Sig owners on life support rn