Comedy

@stollemache When does your special come out?

We need to get rid of car alarms. When have you ever heard a car alarm go off and go, “Somebody help that car. It’s being broken into”.

@nbcsnl @Shanemgillis @21savage Shane is 100x funnier than anyone that’s been on SNL in several years.

Next show!!!

@SebastianComedy @LEGOLAND_CA Sebastian: please give Pete equal time to tell stories. You dominate every pod with your stuff. We want to hear stories f/ a guy us non mansion owners can relate to.

How many lego pieces are in @LEGOLAND_CA? New #thepeteandsebastianshow episode out now! Stream it everywhere at linktr.ee/thepeteandseba…

Loudermilk is a great show. My favorite comic @BrianReganComic is great in the Mugsy role. Give it a watch on #Netflix.

@JoeListComedy Doing standup from a Tacoma. That’s groundbreaking my friend.

@JoeListComedy Hey @marknorm, you’re a GD millionaire now. You don’t need to steal clothes. When you get caught will it be worth it?

This is god damn gold!

@funnybrad He butter not do that again.

He didn’t share any? How shellfish

@toddbarry It looks small.

Comedy clubs have to install "blast-resistant" doors when I perform because my jokes elicit such powerful and destructive belly laughs!

@natebargatze @NetflixIsAJoke @JerrySeinfeld @JimGaffigan @SebastianComedy Seinfeld has no business on this lineup. As a standup he sucks.

So wild. This is going to be epic. @netflixisajoke: The Festival next May in LA with @jerryseinfeld @jimgaffigan & @sebastiancomedy Presale: Thursday, December 14 @ 10am – 10pm PT, code JOKES at Netflixisajoke.com

Leaving The World Behind is in the top 5 worst movies I’ve ever seen. How did this movie get made? #leavingtheworldbehind

@funnybrad Pound for pound the funniest man on earth.

Big win for the Broncos today! Dancing back into playoff contention!

@sammorril What’s the point of doing morning shows? Nobody watching is “your crowd”.

Another epic morning show bomb. Definitely got some looks in the Delta Lounge.

@futuremarsarmy @sammorril Surprise ending

One of my comedy heroes

@ComicMikeV Where is the podcast?

Leave Leonardo DiCaprio’s dating life alone. Hasbrouck Heights, NJ | Bananas Comedy Club | Dec 1-2 bananascomedyclub.com/calendar?month…

.@birbigs Watched your new special last night. IMO it’s your best one yet… and I loved all your others. The most creative and unique comedian in the biz.

@JoeListComedy @TuesdayStories @marknorm Best show of the year! Bring the apartment back! Congrats on the gayby.

An all time @TuesdayStories this week. Don’t miss it. @marknorm youtu.be/KpSC63uNx0Q?si…

@TMZ Maybe this will get rid of his female audience who yell “woooo” every 19 seconds.

Comedian Matt Rife is not backing down from controversy sparked by his opening domestic violence joke for his first Netflix comedy special -- instead, he seems to be courting new controversy by sending critics to a site for special needs helmets. tmz.me/l5MlXJg

@stollemache Welcome to parenthood.

Me to my baby

@netflix @mattrife Really good show, Matt!

Matt Rife: Natural Selection is now on Netflix!

@SalVulcano Herbie Goes Bananas

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