Commonnotcommon

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Commonnotcommon

@commonnotcommon

common sense doesn't seem to be so common

Katılım Ekim 2020

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·7m

@roving_brah 120 pheasant dropped on about 100 acres of land. Purebred nd professionally trained hunting dog in tow. At least 20 hrs walking those fields. 1 bird. I told my wife this was the most expensive pheasant known to man. Probably just shy of 5 figures. I am tarded.

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rover@roving_brah·14h

People always say about hunting/fishing “oh I bet you feel like such a big man killing poor defenseless animals” honestly no bro the animals are smarter than me 90% of the time it actually makes me feel like a retard

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·31m

@scotchscotchzz @C0NWIC Not a flex. Should be Makita.

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Scotch@scotchscotchzz·17h

@C0NWIC My tools are yeller

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Scotch@scotchscotchzz·19h

I witnessed a man at Home Depot go down a dark path. This choice will lead to a broken home, a promiscuous wife, gay children, and unfinished projects while drinking seltzers. If you don’t take your tools seriously you don’t take your life seriously.

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·49m

@esp3rtamente My mom once asked why we didn't put our kids in private school. Thought it was $2,500 a year. Add a zero, mom.

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Caleb@esp3rtamente·1d

Ragebaited myself by asking my mom to guess what a down payment on a house would be these days (she guessed $8,000)

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·1d

@PStinebiz @ChrisMartzWX Those panels are glued on. The strength they provide is negligible.

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Gr8PoppySez@PStinebiz·2d

@ChrisMartzWX I agree, but I only recently learned the truck is made with the flat panels is because the steel used is too thick to stamp to shape…so it’s function is to add to it’s strength.

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Chris Martz@ChrisMartzWX·2d

If Tesla built a Cybertruck that doesn’t look like an ugly ass microwave oven and made it function like an actual pickup with a bed, I probably would buy one just to avoid paying for gas and to reduce maintenance.

Herb Clin@HerbClinypnr

@RonDeSantis Get a Cybertruck. It is 1000% better than an F150 and the most fun thing to drive you can imagine 😃

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·1d

@Nobody1978_1 @ChrisMartzWX Try leaning something tall against the bed rails. Old Honda Ridgeline had the same issue. The c pillars are just badly designed. Don't forget that the tow hitch can break off after hitting too many bumps.

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NobodyImportant@Nobody1978_1·2d

@ChrisMartzWX I'll spot you "ugly." That's a matter of opinion. How exactly does it not "function like an actual pickup with a bed" though. I use the bed of mine all the time for the same shit I used the bed of my Tacoma for. Guns and range gear mostly.

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·1d

@TylerJRoney It is currently 57° in a 32° way in NE Ohio. Let's get some sun already.

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Tyler Roney@TylerJRoney·2d

It’s that time of the year when a Midwesterner sees the current temperature outside is 75° but stop to question whether that’s 75° in a 90° way or 75° in a 60° way.

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·1d

@MarkovMagnifico I looked at my job in the UK, it is basically the same gig, and the pay was 1/3 of mine. I don't understand it.

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Markov@MarkovMagnifico·2d

holy shit there’s no way the UK is actually this poor

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·1d

@GenericSnarky You could give me $1b and no one would know it for 6 years. Not even my wife. This may be poor person coded as well. I make a good living so I could easily hide spending 10% or things.

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Mr. Reply Guy@GenericSnarky·2d

I guarantee that a brown person came up with this "challenge" Basic impulse control is a crazy hypothetical

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·1d

@jbulltard1 Was there any options activity recently. Saw news at 4am that Trump ok'd then selling h200 to china

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jbulltard@jbulltard1·1d

This market is so violent you have to be in at all times or you’re gonna miss something. Look how $NVDA was a complete dog for months and look at this 15% rip now in 7 sessions off the 21 ema

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·2d

@VaxJeets @bigdicric69420 Been watching the crumble of our systems as our IT department got completely taken over by Indians. It is so frustrating to watch. They don't care to fix stuff either.

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JeetVaxxer@VaxJeets·2d

@bigdicric69420 People who don’t work in tech cannot even conceptualize the depths of their incompetence

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JeetVaxxer@VaxJeets·3d

It’s working, bros

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·2d

@jbulltard1 It's not much but its something. Thank you

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jbulltard@jbulltard1·2d

I posted a pic of a Nokia cell phone and the stock ripped 3%

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·2d

@CharlesTaylol @ThatGoblinGuyXY @dissidentwest Was this after they tried to say patriarchy 276 times?

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Charles Taylor@CharlesTaylol·3d

@ThatGoblinGuyXY @dissidentwest The Barbie Movie, despite its faults, ended with a pro-mother message.

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Dissident West@dissidentwest·3d

What’s the best right wing coded movie that was clearly not intended to be for a right wing audience? You’re not allowed to say The Matrix.

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·2d

@BowTiedRanger Contractors are stealing at self checkout by scanning one bolt and taking the whole box. Randos come in and take power tools and walk out with them. Happens at our HD next to highway, not at lowes 1 mi down road.

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BowTiedRanger@BowTiedRanger·3d

Can we watch the footage to see who is responsible for the surge in shoplifting? I have a theory based on pure instinct that I’d like to test.

Polymarket@Polymarket

NEW: Home Depot & Lowe's to install parking lot cameras with license plate readers amid a surge in shoplifting.

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·3d

@Cmdr_Hadfield @rose_1024nu "A palpable seriousness." That is a great description! Love it.

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Chris Hadfield@Cmdr_Hadfield·3d

@rose_1024nu Like getting into a submarine and closing the hatch. There’s a difference in pressure, smell, sound and psychology. A palpable seriousness.

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Chris Hadfield@Cmdr_Hadfield·4d

Climbing into a spacewalking suit for a training session. I'm wearing padded long underwear full of cooling tubes. To get into the Orlan, you open the back like a fridge, perch in the door, hook up all connections, and slither inside. The life support equipment (air scrubbers, temp control) is in the backpack. We call it a spacesuit, but it's really a 1-person spaceship.

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·3d

@JSweetLI And just so we are clear, this is some rich woman that is doing this. A trip like that is $$$$$.

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Jacqueline Sweet@JSweetLI·3d

Radio New Zealand reports an American citizen who is a “hantavirus contact case” flew from San Francisco to Tahiti to remote Pitcairn Island on Thursday without telling anyone and has now been quarantined there after authorities became aware she arrived.

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·3d

@adastroworld @JSweetLI It's like with cats and rats and toxoplasmosis.

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adas (NYC 5/15 - 5/17)@adastroworld·3d

@JSweetLI I’m genuinely starting to think the virus hijacks their brain and their first priority becomes “I need to get as many passport stamps as possible”

fan of ori | 🏳️‍⚧️@HeiShowFinance

patient zeros when they get the super megadeath fent virus that has a 101% mortality rate

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·3d

@JSweetLI WTF? Why can't these passengers just sit in one spot for 2 months. Pitcairn has such a small population and limited medical facilities.

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·3d

@Dallas_DILF Attractive girl I know from high school made it to director level at Goldman absurdly fast. Before any of her male peers. Weird how that works.

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Ramon P. Wolf, Esq.@Dallas_DILF·4d

I had a former younger female colleague that’s legitimately beautiful and as soon as she was hired, our practice group chair took her under his wing. She became partner in record time. Meanwhile they ground me into the ground until I burned out. This is definitely a thing.

_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_@st_louis_stan

One of the craziest things in my 20s was finding out that nearly every post college woman I knew somehow had a "mentor," ie a boomer male who went out of his way to professionally guide her

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Commonnotcommon@commonnotcommon·5d

@RkfromNy @billintheburbs No, look into his company Axovant. Bought a failed Alzheimer’s drug from GSK for $5m, spun it into a multibillion-dollar biotech IPO, insiders got rich, drug failed, stock collapsed. Not every legal wealth transfer is technically securities fraud.

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