@AdamRackis Tittybong? Humpybong? Bullcock Beach? Mount Buggery?
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Jon Klaric
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Jon Klaric
@complex_maths
Father of 2. Mathematician, Physicist, Data Scientist and Software Dev/‘Engineer’; and now comedian! Aspiring to be Bandit Heeler.
Australia Katılım Nisan 2014
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American Airlines has wifi working on this A-321 and soon I'll be in the most magical place on earth 😎
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@No_ProRelForMLS @kylamb8 @RefereeC21621 Yeah don’t get me wrong - I love America. It’s a weird mix of awesome and horrifying, but generally it’s an awesome place.
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@complex_maths @kylamb8 @RefereeC21621 Depends on where you get your coffee. I'm not a commentary person. That's just one man's interpretation.
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@No_ProRelForMLS @kylamb8 @RefereeC21621 Oh it’s incredible here. The commentary is still dogshit and it’s an abomination unto God whatever it is you people serve up as coffee.
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@complex_maths @kylamb8 @RefereeC21621 I'm just glad we aren't a bunch of whiney snobs. Crazy how many folks visiting are having the time of their life here. The commentary isn't really important when you watch at a bar with friends. You should try and have some fun.
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@No_ProRelForMLS @kylamb8 @RefereeC21621 Yes. It’s impressive that you Yanks produced something even more shithouse than your coffee.
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@No_ProRelForMLS @kylamb8 @RefereeC21621 Correct, because anyone with a brain just switches to telemundo.
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@r_marked You could be diabolical here and say Yes but not send it, and when they ask where the refund is in a month tell that that it was an LLM that promised a refund, and in fact no they can’t.
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@wil_da_beast630 Why are the dudes who do this weird shit always look like the weakest, gayest men in existence?
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Can you imagine anything lamer than seeing some successful up-middle couple while totally alone, and taking their picture silently - lest you be noticed and mocked or beaten?
This isn't victory even in his weird frame: it's documenting defeat.
Liam Lloyd 🇦🇺 🎀🍓@LiamLloydW
Mudshark spotted. Didn't like having her photo taken. Child bearing age woman betraying her people. Traitor.
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@kylamb8 @RefereeC21621 The American commentary is among the worst I’ve seen/heard. I much prefer Telemundo and I don’t know a word of Spanish.
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@RefereeC21621 Both the analyst and rules expert on the broadcast both said they didn't think it was a handball.
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I’m in America for the games and honestly the the US commentary for the games should be considered a war crime. Hearing them say the current team is the greatest ever, their first half was the best first half of soccer they’ve ever seen… I flick it over to telemundo and it’s far better despite me not speaking a word of Spanish.
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@tommy_crimes You blokes started it when Grella mouthed off before a ball has been kicked.
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i’ve honestly never seen a bigger group of sore losers, they got insanely high on their own supply and immediately got outclassed and are incapable of handling it
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Wow, USA vs Turkiye is going to be meaningless for both teams.
USA already clinched 1st, Turkiye already eliminated.
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@DrewPavlou First they lost the Byzantine empire, letting it fall to ruins. Then the Ottoman Empire. Now, the walls of their football empire have collapsed.
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“USA has 0 Native Americans in its team.”
You’re retarded
Turk Scout@ScouTurk
Türkiye lost with Turks. Morocco won with French players. Germany won with migrants. Albania didn’t play. USA has 0 Native Americans in its team. Good Night.
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@AliG040803 Arda: “We have more talent than them, let’s show them from the first minute!”
Rest of Group D: “just waiting for the talent, mate…”
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Jon Klaric retweetledi
Never in my life have I been prouder to be Paraguayan than when I heard a pub full of people erupt into cheers after seeing Arda Guler crying in the press conference room.
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@complex_maths @Socceroos thanks captain obvious
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The Group D standings after two matchdays 🔢
A massive game against Paraguay awaits 🔜
🇵🇾 v 🇦🇺 - 25.6.26 - 7:00pm local
🇵🇾 v 🇦🇺 - 26.6.26 - 12:00pm AEST
#Socceroos #FIFAWorldCup
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@F4NT45Y_Baller @Austen He probably would have glanced at him / scanned when getting up off the ground.
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@complex_maths @Austen Keeper didn't even notice Balogun there. He had his head up, rightfully so, to clear the ball. Freeman beat him to it.
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They clarified the rule to make it very clear:
In order to be offside a player must
* interfere with play (by playing/touching the ball)
* Interfere with an opponent (by obstructing vision, blocking, or challenging for the ball)
* Gain an advantage by being offside
0 of these happened
Josh@the_joshy_boy
The issue with the VAR overturning is the fact that YES the goalscorer is onside, but one of the two players offside is less than a metre away from Patrick Beach and definitely impacts play. That is where the issue comes and we've seen goals ruled out multiple times
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@Lukee86166323 @MickamiousG Yeah there’s a big difference between settling a penal colony 150 years ago and now knowingly building on the floodplain with ever decreasing building standards with ever decreasing oversight. Brisbane City Council even owns its own property development company.
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@complex_maths @MickamiousG They let all those wealthy people build on landslides initially. They were no migrants. Brisbane is built on flood planes. Flemington racecourse wall built to protect the races caused flooding of 250 homes. But let's go apeshit over one anecdotal story about migrants in Werribee
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Read this.
Then read it again.
Everything that is wrong in Australia is happening and they’re letting it happen willingly.
They don’t care about the ‘rules’
They care only for themselves and their people.
Kipsley from Perth 🇦🇺@Kipsleyanne
@MickamiousG I moved out of Werribee. Sold my house to some Pakistan person. He turned my 2 car garage into another house, subdivided the land, put in a new driveway over council drainage. Sold that second house, and somehow, the Council did nothing to stop him.
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@wil_da_beast630 If you want to give me $40m for reasons I can’t talk about, I am definitely open to it.
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A person who has sparred with us online, who another dumb-ass mutual Groked into a thong bikini, could have been worth $40M.
Would you have...err...taken it and shut the bleep up?
New York Post@nypost
Inside the staggering $40 million NDA that Elon Musk’s ex Ashley St. Clair turned down trib.al/s2vYX7T
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