Conman

There's 3 things guaranteed in life. Death, Taxes, and X gon' give it to ya.

@ihatethiskid Bismillah-Peter cat

I am desperate for new music someone please give me an album to listen (i will judge it secretly)

Me: “Do you have any books on turtles?” Librarian: “Hard back?” Me: “Yeah, with little heads.”

Man. Idk who this Jerry Mandarin guy is that everyone’s talking about, but he sure is causing a ruckus in Texas right now

I let a biker squeeze in front of me on the interstate today and he gave me one of those hand down waves they only give to other hog riders……and ngl, it felt really good. Like I might shave my head and grow a 3 ft long goatee good

The fact that the word palindrome isn’t a palindrome itself, is sad and makes me want to kms. Happy Friday! Go Cubs!!

@VirginiaSlim069 I’ll defer to my friend and peer, Mr. Bankshaft youtu.be/vzkiE_oSopM?si…

My top 3 “people say they suck BUT they’re actually good” candy bars: 1) Payday 2) York 3) 3 Musketeers Thoughts? #ThankYouSlim

@barstoolsports @VirginiaSlim069 pretty cool tbh 👍

The Gluck Gluck 9000 celly is crazy

@ticeR11 @VirginiaSlim069 @SHtalkssports Hold on, I’m busy

@conbonronjon @VirginiaSlim069 @SHtalkssports Prove it !!! #thankuslim

@ticeR11 @VirginiaSlim069 @SHtalkssports Been trying to wrap my brain around how TR has a 618 area code after hearing this news 🤔

@VirginiaSlim069 @SHtalkssports nailed it #thankuslim

@bigdawgwinners @Defendthewest17 Lt. Dangle 🤝 Guy Ledouche 🤝 star U of I pupils

The smart but funny commentary mixed with ridiculous slapstick physical comedy, It was the perfect show.

Experiencing 2 day hangovers was a humbling experience of getting old. Is getting your ass kicked wrapping presents the next in line or am I alone in this one? Because my back is in pain and I have visible forehead sweat

@GourdieReport @TheKingfisher18 Man didn’t know he let himself go and grew his hair out like that

SPOTTED: #illini super donor Larry Gies is at the Illinois vs No. 1 Tennessee Volunteers game

@rayspurs23 @xAlexTHFC He’s big boned

@xAlexTHFC Fat hypocrite

This was literally 2 days ago ?? 😂😂😂

@xAlexTHFC Just a generic political claim to put out fires. The Timo statement came from the heart. The fact he’s been one of the most rational post game interviewers enhances the disappointment

@thfcgilmore @xAlexTHFC Wanker? Hardly know her!

@xAlexTHFC Haha hes a wanker and is full of shit

@mjmark1970 @xAlexTHFC lol

@xAlexTHFC Big Flange is a Big Bullshitter Picked the easiest target in the squad to call out Coward

@bomber_bennett @xAlexTHFC lol

@xAlexTHFC This is such a bad take, oh my days! There's a HUGE difference between a key player calling out the club owners compared to a coach that's says he's disappointed by a player who isn't leading by example in one particular game. One of the WORST takes. Delete your account 😂🤡

@deezeeraGDstan @xAlexTHFC lol

@xAlexTHFC Wishy washy manager starts throwing his players under the bus to cover that he is strategically inept. Does he even study the opponents before we played them. Every single game a torture and they always best us strategy wise

@VOD_Alex_ @xAlexTHFC lol

@xAlexTHFC How can anyone trust him now