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looking at videos of myself dancing at my wedding….miss her soooo much

@benniedejette Bavettes!!

near tears thinking about leaving my dog home tonight. My dog who absolutely ruined my morning by pissing all over her bed and blanket for no reason ♥️

Ok yea im old but none of you will experience Charli xcx night at Berlin in 2019 with your girls and you’re literally jealous of me

no one gets that I’m literally just kidding

In the bathroom at the bar and can hear my sister screaming at our childhood friend…..love ♥️

I love being friends with moms we are at the bar and she is simply milking her girls at the booth. As she should.

He’s the one for me

Quintessentially married lesbian of me to be horny for the new guy on queer eye

@goodgodwin Hahaha oh nooo it’s definitely from being in my heels for 14 hours and shaking my ass on the dance floor so at least it was fun ♥️🤪

@confirmedrump I… don’t want to curse you. But this happened to me one night freshman year of college and I still can’t feel most of my big toe

Ever since my wedding day (almost two months ago) my right big toe has been asleep ♥️

The Becca Moore stuff is so funny because like of course these girls who want nothing to do with queer history or culture are going to dip at the first sign of actual struggle, When they actually find out what it means to be gay not just for clout on tik tok lol

I love Taylor swift but i do think people publicly mourning the eras tour should be taken in on a stretcher

@hmjones2784 The chicken nuggets saved my marriage

asking the cashier at the ikea food court to give my compliments to the chef

@garlic__butter Me too 🙏🏻🙏🏻

i want something really really bad to happen to el0n

A lot of queer people lead Italian lives

At the overstimulation hub (Cancun airport guy fieri restaurant)

thinking about how I did the heart hands at a husband getting pepto for his wife

@mswhitexoxo The jacket 🙏🏻 also the whole look 🙏🏻

ok we ate

absolutely love when small businesses act like that label makes them a part of a marginalized community. You own a business chica.